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Xander ,'Storyteller'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Feb 09, 2015 5:00:11 am PST #18667 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Sorry for all the weather woes north and east ppl.

I had a night of anxiety dreams and woke up feeling sick to my stomach. I'm pretty sure this was a Hoarders induced anxiety attack in my sleep. No Bueno. And no more Hoarders watching. Also getting rid of everything.


tommyrot - Feb 09, 2015 5:01:12 am PST #18668 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My boss forgot to tell me he's in NYC until Friday. So I have to send an email to an annoying customer telling him who I am and explaining how to install our program.

Hopefully I can write a good enough explanation that he won't call me, as my phone anxiety is much worse when dealing with annoying customers.

On the bright side, I get to leave at 2:30 every day.


Jessica - Feb 09, 2015 5:31:54 am PST #18669 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Can we talk about last night's Downton???

MISS EDITH, NOOOOOOO. This is, like, the one thing that will cause me to immediately lose all sympathy for any character on TV forever. Biological parenthood does not trump RAISING THE DAMN KID. Chief, you can't just hand Hot Dog your three year-old, and Miss Edith, you cannot just KIDNAP A TODDLER. I get that you gave birth to her and you're very sad about that, but she is not. your. kid.


Jesse - Feb 09, 2015 5:43:15 am PST #18670 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

She's just a mess. I can't.


msbelle - Feb 09, 2015 5:44:09 am PST #18671 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

And Grammy fashion.

The images I am seeing from the red carpet are hideous. RiRi makes me laugh a thousand laughs, but most ppl looked bad. Anna Kendrik looked hot. Taylor looked nice, not loving the dress, loved the color. Ppl looked old. Trying to hard. Or as in every year, my biggest complaint, rockers wanting to do Hollywood glamor. Why stick with the ball gown shtick? Where's the leather and silly fun?


-t - Feb 09, 2015 5:46:24 am PST #18672 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

After half an hour of triaging my e-mail from Friday (and coming in 15 minutes late) I am only now getting my coffee. It's gonna be a long day.


sumi - Feb 09, 2015 6:10:34 am PST #18673 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

Yes - what you all said about Downton. I don't know what Lady Edith thinks is going to happen. Just so wrong.


Strix - Feb 09, 2015 6:28:53 am PST #18674 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Suzi, what genres/authors do you enjoy? I'm pretty busy today, but I would work up a list of possible tomorrow!


Maria - Feb 09, 2015 6:49:46 am PST #18675 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Oy. My counterpart in the East has been future endeavored. As of right now, I am covering the entire country. As of 9 am I had no travel plans for the next 2 weeks. By 11, I was told to be in DC and Raleigh next Thursday and Friday.

Goodbye free time. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.


sj - Feb 09, 2015 6:54:21 am PST #18676 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Jesse, it's ridiculous that you have to be at work today. Please be careful heading home.