Also, I can kill you with my brain.

River ,'Trash'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - Feb 09, 2015 6:10:34 am PST #18673 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

Yes - what you all said about Downton. I don't know what Lady Edith thinks is going to happen. Just so wrong.


Strix - Feb 09, 2015 6:28:53 am PST #18674 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Suzi, what genres/authors do you enjoy? I'm pretty busy today, but I would work up a list of possible tomorrow!


Maria - Feb 09, 2015 6:49:46 am PST #18675 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Oy. My counterpart in the East has been future endeavored. As of right now, I am covering the entire country. As of 9 am I had no travel plans for the next 2 weeks. By 11, I was told to be in DC and Raleigh next Thursday and Friday.

Goodbye free time. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.


sj - Feb 09, 2015 6:54:21 am PST #18676 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Jesse, it's ridiculous that you have to be at work today. Please be careful heading home.


meara - Feb 09, 2015 6:57:39 am PST #18677 of 30000

Oh jeez, Maria. I know how that feels, and it is a super sucky feeling. I hope you are able/allowed to push back a bit and have others share the burden soon!!


Jesse - Feb 09, 2015 7:00:50 am PST #18678 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

There are very few of us in the office, obviously. It's just so dumb that any of us are! At least I get tough points.


-t - Feb 09, 2015 7:05:57 am PST #18679 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh dear, Maria.

I need to remember to bring some Claritin in to the office so when I forget to take it at home it'll be here. My body has just reminded me.


Zenkitty - Feb 09, 2015 7:06:30 am PST #18680 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Am dressed and ready to go to work myself, except there's a cat on my lap.

OH NO. Were you able to make it out okay? Should we send help?

Glad I stopped watching Downton. Edith was the last character I actually liked.

Maria, that sucks. Sorry your counterpart got future-endeavored (great turn of phrase though). Does this mean there are no plans to replace him/her and it's all you now?


Sophia Brooks - Feb 09, 2015 7:07:45 am PST #18681 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

That does not sound good, Maria.

What does "future endeavored" mean?


-t - Feb 09, 2015 7:08:29 am PST #18682 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Zen, she obligingly moved to the writing desk and let me leave. I was only a little late.