OMG flea!
Cordelia: I get it now. You're all spies. Probably all Russian. And you've brainwashed me, and want me to believe we're friends so I'll spill the beans about some nano-technology thingy that you want. Gunn: So I look Russian to you? Cordelia: Black Russian. Angel: That's a drink.
'Hell Bound'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Jan 31, 2015 8:59:16 am PST #17756 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
-t - Jan 31, 2015 9:02:15 am PST #17757 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
How Theodosia can take on a cheetah? [link]
Jesse - Jan 31, 2015 9:02:17 am PST #17758 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
MOTHER.
That's classic her. t /Archer
-t - Jan 31, 2015 9:10:48 am PST #17759 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Secretly winning at color co-ordination: my yellow bra matches the "kaboom"s on my wonder woman underwear AND the lettering of my "I am the kwisatch haderach" t-shirt
smonster - Jan 31, 2015 9:20:17 am PST #17760 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Good lord, flea. That is something else.
Laura - Jan 31, 2015 9:38:51 am PST #17761 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
This makes me think I should give my boys more to complain about.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 31, 2015 9:54:19 am PST #17762 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
My mother called me from downtown Boston on Thursday and DELIBERATELY HIT A PEDESTRIAN while talking to me on the phone.
Ahahahahaha, it's tough in Boston.
WindSparrow - Jan 31, 2015 10:01:28 am PST #17763 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Funny, I thought half the fun of parenting was embarassing your kids.
Cool dude.
Very cool, Aurelia. It's nice to know when your hereoes aren't jerks. Thank you for sharing.
Kat, congratulations on your wedding, whether you make a big fuss or not may the result be lasting joy for your family.
tommyrot - Jan 31, 2015 10:15:09 am PST #17764 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I got carded today for the first time in many years. It was at TJs, and I mentioned I was turning 50 soon.
Consuela - Jan 31, 2015 10:24:25 am PST #17765 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Reader, I hung up on her, but before I did she said, "Okay, nobody loves me, bye." 65 or 5, you tell me.
Oy, flea. That sounds strikingly like my mother in the last years of her life.
What a morning.
Sadness: a childhood friend of my nieces, who went to MIT and met a lovely young man and got married a few years ago and now is in grad school at Cal -- well, her lovely husband died last night. Nobody seems to know why, possibly a heart ailment. So A is widowed at 25. The mind reels. So shocked and horrified.
Better news: I have overhead lights in my house again! Finally got an electrician who was willing to poke around, and he determined that I have both modern wiring and knob-and-tube wiring, and while the breaker box was good, there was a loose fuse in the fuse box. Fixed! I no longer have to run an extension cord across the kitchen to get my oven to work!
Annoying: The overhead light in the dining room still doesn't work, it appears to be a flaw in the fixture. Which means I will have to replace both the overhead fixtures in the kitchen...
Great news: Kat is getting married, yay! Congratulations!