OK, I have washed some dishes and updated my tea inventory records, now to get my free burrito at Chipotle (I hope my chief association for Chipotle continues to be Chipotle Labs in Zombies Run. I love the way the machine voice pronounces it)
Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
Spike ,'Showtime'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Jan 31, 2015 8:58:25 am PST #17755 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
-t - Jan 31, 2015 8:59:16 am PST #17756 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
OMG flea!
-t - Jan 31, 2015 9:02:15 am PST #17757 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
How Theodosia can take on a cheetah? [link]
Jesse - Jan 31, 2015 9:02:17 am PST #17758 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
MOTHER.
That's classic her. t /Archer
-t - Jan 31, 2015 9:10:48 am PST #17759 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Secretly winning at color co-ordination: my yellow bra matches the "kaboom"s on my wonder woman underwear AND the lettering of my "I am the kwisatch haderach" t-shirt
smonster - Jan 31, 2015 9:20:17 am PST #17760 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Good lord, flea. That is something else.
Laura - Jan 31, 2015 9:38:51 am PST #17761 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
This makes me think I should give my boys more to complain about.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 31, 2015 9:54:19 am PST #17762 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
My mother called me from downtown Boston on Thursday and DELIBERATELY HIT A PEDESTRIAN while talking to me on the phone.
Ahahahahaha, it's tough in Boston.
WindSparrow - Jan 31, 2015 10:01:28 am PST #17763 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Funny, I thought half the fun of parenting was embarassing your kids.
Cool dude.
Very cool, Aurelia. It's nice to know when your hereoes aren't jerks. Thank you for sharing.
Kat, congratulations on your wedding, whether you make a big fuss or not may the result be lasting joy for your family.
tommyrot - Jan 31, 2015 10:15:09 am PST #17764 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I got carded today for the first time in many years. It was at TJs, and I mentioned I was turning 50 soon.