Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Dec 15, 2014 5:22:48 pm PST #12687 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

No opinions on the butterscotch chips? Oatsmeal and butterscotch--both Scottish things, right?

I love that combination.

Poetry memorized...

Glory be to God for dappled things
For skies of couple colour as a brinded cow
For rose moles all in stipple upon trout that swim....
Fresh fire-coal chestnut falls, finches wings
Landscape plotted and pieced - fold, fallow and plow
And all trades, their gear and tackle and trim

All things counter, original, spare, strange
Whatever is fickle, freckled - who knows how?
With swift, slow; sweet, sour; adazzle, dim
He fathers-forth whose beauty is past change
Praise him


§ ita § - Dec 15, 2014 5:32:41 pm PST #12688 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did Bobby Brown introduce "prerogative" to much of a nation? I can't help thinking so.

One of my former roomies and I had our eye on the same guy, and I snagged him first, and once we were listening to music, and we both chanted "Strange relationships really get me down" at the same time and looked at each other gravely serious.

It makes me laugh 25 years later.


-t - Dec 15, 2014 5:36:31 pm PST #12689 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I say yes to oatmeal and butterscotch cookies. Yum.

I had to record the game and am only in the first quarter. It's already both bizarre and disheartening.

Hematocrit isn't the same as red blood cell count, though. I know because my count is okay but my hematocrit is low. It's percent volume, and it could be high because you have more red blood cells or because you have less plasma.


Dana - Dec 15, 2014 5:38:36 pm PST #12690 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

-t, do you want spoilers? I mean, general mood spoilers?


shrift - Dec 15, 2014 5:39:13 pm PST #12691 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

My anxiety dream last night was an Instacart one, where I was attempting to follow shrift around the store to see how she did it, only to keep losing her.

I would never ditch you if we were at the store together!


-t - Dec 15, 2014 5:41:28 pm PST #12692 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, and perhaps I should clarify re: Exodus - I kinda want to see it, but not enough to pay for my own ticket or make room in my schedule so having it be the movie I am technically getting paid to go see it on the big screen is probably for the best. And it's already given me the opportunity to say "Oh, come on, Moses and Batman are practically the same character" to a co-worker, and that was fun.


-t - Dec 15, 2014 5:43:22 pm PST #12693 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

-t, do you want spoilers? I mean, general mood spoilers?

I don't know? I'm not against them if you want to say something, certainly but I am not decisive enough to actually ask for any.


Jesse - Dec 15, 2014 5:45:03 pm PST #12694 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

One of my former roomies and I had our eye on the same guy, and I snagged him first, and once we were listening to music, and we both chanted "Strange relationships really get me down" at the same time and looked at each other gravely serious.

Hee. I see nothing wrong with spreading myself around!


Dana - Dec 15, 2014 5:45:29 pm PST #12695 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

The game gets better after the first quarter.


Ginger - Dec 15, 2014 5:46:23 pm PST #12696 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I've had oatmeal butterscotch cookies and heartily endorse them.

There was a recipe on the back of the butterscotch chips for what I think were called "Scotch Oaties." My mother used to make them.

I memorized these because of Madeleine L'Engle:

For thou wast a spirit too delicate
To act her earthy and abhorr'd commands,
Refusing her grand hests, she did confine thee,
By help of her more potent ministers
And in her most unmitigable rage,
Into a cloven pine; within which rift
Imprison'd thou didst painfully remain

and

But yield who will to their separation,
My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight.
Only where love and need are one,
And the work is play for mortal stakes,
Is the deed ever really done
For heaven and the future’s sakes.