Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable. Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.

'Shindig'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jun 30, 2014 9:12:01 am PDT #1051 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That is funny, because on me (I have short arms)my fingertips are higher than my crotch!

I was definitely just standing here measuring on myself, and decided that shorts (or a skirt!) to my fingertips would be borderline student-inappropriate, and definitely adult-inappropriate.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 30, 2014 9:16:16 am PDT #1052 of 30000
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I am usually comfortable with sleeveless, but this is more tank-like, and I kind of look like a am wearing a beach coverup! This is what I am wearing [link]

I think I am more self conscious because I am fat and white. My old crazy boss once told the two fat people (me and someone else) that we could not wear sleeveless in the office because we disgusted her.

Jesse: I think you are more her height than I am, so thanks!

ETA: If you, too, are fat (and possibly large chested), this dress is literally the most comfortable thing I have ever worn


Jesse - Jun 30, 2014 9:26:14 am PDT #1053 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ooh, that dress is sweet!

The fingertip thing is so related to torso and arm length, it's clearly meaningless! My fingertips go a couple of inches below my butt, which is not close to mid-thigh.


lisah - Jun 30, 2014 9:34:07 am PDT #1054 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Pretty dress!!

My fingertips do reach my midthigh! I wouldn't ever wear shorts to work though.


meara - Jun 30, 2014 9:44:24 am PDT #1055 of 30000

My old crazy boss once told the two fat people (me and someone else) that we could not wear sleeveless in the office because we disgusted her.

That is awful!

I agree I would not wear fingertip-length clothing to my office. I'm probably becoming a prude in my old age, I'm not sure I'd wear a skirt that length out, either! Though my one pair of shorts is shorter than that.


Steph L. - Jun 30, 2014 9:44:59 am PDT #1056 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I once had a fashionista co-worker who wore bermuda-length linen shorts to the office, paired with high heels. Don't remember what she wore on top; I assume it was fashionista-ly appropriate for linen shorts.

Still, I thought heels with linen shorts was weird as hell. Maybe nice flats (rather than sandals or whatever), but heels? Odd.


Calli - Jun 30, 2014 9:48:33 am PDT #1057 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

My old crazy boss once told the two fat people (me and someone else) that we could not wear sleeveless in the office because we disgusted her.

By "old" I hope you mean "former." Ugh.

I wouldn't wear shorts to work, but I work in an overly ACed office environment so they wouldn't really be comfortable. I'm not much into short skirts either, as I don't want to bother tracking what my knees are doing when I'm sitting somewhere away from my desk.


aurelia - Jun 30, 2014 9:54:11 am PDT #1058 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

With shorts you can refer to the inseam without dealing with the torso/arm length variables.

I kind of wish I hadn't seen the SCOTUS news today. I swear, women will have to incorporate to maintain any rights if certain people continue to get their way. One (comedian) friend did point out that if the AMA classifies children as a disease, birth-control will be covered as a vaccination.


Jesse - Jun 30, 2014 9:58:58 am PDT #1059 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I wore Business Shorts in the 90s, and didn't know they were scandalous (they were) because they came with a jacket! And were knee-length! But I was also working in a super conservative office, so.

With shorts you can refer to the inseam without dealing with the torso/arm length variables.

An excellent point.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 30, 2014 10:03:56 am PDT #1060 of 30000
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I think in this case "an inseam" would be appropriate, rather than "no inseam whatsoever".

I am thinking now of when I was my student's age and I had chambray pants that I wore to work. We had a no-denim jeans rule, but to me they were not jeans because they were not denim and they were kind of flowy. I figured I would wear them and see if someone said anything. No one said anything, but at the end of the year, I didn't get a raise because I broke dress code. I was really mad, and I still think someone should have probably said something, but on the other hand, I can't believe I expected a non-costume/sewing type person to distinguish chambray pants from denim j.