When at all possible, I find saying "fuck you" out loud at your email helps?
Ha ha, I'm totally doing that, and also I apparently walked 263 miles last month, so at least I'm channeling my towering fury into something?
Oh, brenda, maybe you hit a cap on some deduction?
My paycheck suddenly gets bigger when I hit the cap on my 401k contribution, but I usually get an alert. I'm hoping for a secret raise!
I wish I could link to the Obi-Wan "look at the fucks I don't give" gif. And my phone tried to correct that to ducks.
Not deduction related. Both salary and target bonus amounts changed (by different %) on 10/11. My best guess is that with all the craziness of the past few months my manager forgot. We'll see.
Fortunately I already have plans to go out for drinks tonight. So that's covered.
Oooh, that is totally more interesting, brenda! Yay drinks, anyway.
I'm willing to give ducks.
This page makes me laugh in toto: [link]
Every time I think "OK, now I will go have lunch" something comes up that I feel like I need to take care of RIGHT NOW. Chill out, superego, it can probably wait.
I think my favorite is Behold The Fields In Which I Grow My Fucks: [link]
I went for a long run in the hills this morning, and cleaned my kitchen and made nummy energy bars (oatmeal & banana & walnut & dried cranberries--next time I'll add an egg, because they didn't hold together very well), and made a bigass kale salad with tuna, avocado, quinoa, and apple. And now I have to clean the kitchen again.
In an hour or so I'm going to get my brows done with my sister. What I should do is go do some pruning. What I will probably do is watch Star Wars Rebels or Brooklyn 9-9.