I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.

Xander ,'Showtime'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2013: That Was the Year That Was  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Thanksgivukkahmas, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Out you go, 2013!


Steph L. - Jan 14, 2014 8:25:55 am PST #564 of 774
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

We have a fairly entry-level Oster blender (like a $50 one). The link Jilli posted had some tips on blending in a non-Vitamix blender, like blending the greens and liquid together first until all the big leafy pieces are pureed, and then adding in fruit and anything else. That worked perfectly for me, so maybe give that a shot and see how it works.

How's the non-chewable diet going?


Polgara - Jan 14, 2014 8:29:40 am PST #565 of 774
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

How's the non-chewable diet going?

Good and bad. On the surface it seems easy--smoothies, soup, yogurt, mashed potatoes. But I'm tired all the time, so I'm probably not getting all the nutrients I need. I have to buckle down and log everything in my SparkPeople food journal so I can see where I'm deficient. Protein is definitely a problem.


Consuela - Jan 14, 2014 8:41:05 am PST #566 of 774
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Protein is definitely a problem

Hmm. Are you using Greek or European-style yogurt? Those are supposed to have a higher protein value than the regular American kind. Also, I find the flavor far better.

But good luck: what a trial for you.


Polgara - Jan 14, 2014 8:46:25 am PST #567 of 774
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

I eat Fage, which is delicious and high in protein, but I can't eat it for every meal. For instance, by the end of the day, all I want is mashed potatoes, which is about the thickest texture I can eat without chewing.

Oh, but I did successfully eat oatmeal yesterday, so that was a plus.


Jesse - Jan 14, 2014 8:53:02 am PST #568 of 774
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Are you an egg-eater? Even if not, maybe try avgolemono -- it's delicious and soft and proteiny. Oh, but there is rice, which might be an issue? Then I recommend just an egg in broth.

Edit: I just looked harder at that recipe, and they say to beat the egg whites, which I think is unnecessary. Just whisking the eggs and lemon together and whisking them into the broth and rice is still plenty delicious.


juliana - Jan 14, 2014 9:04:20 am PST #569 of 774
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Would adding chia seeds help? Can they blend well enough? And cook anything savory (like mashed potatoes) in chicken broth.


Dana - Jan 14, 2014 9:06:11 am PST #570 of 774
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Refried beans?


sj - Jan 14, 2014 9:10:16 am PST #571 of 774
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

What about mashing some white beans in with the potatoes?


Polgara - Jan 14, 2014 9:28:02 am PST #572 of 774
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

I tried chia seeds in my smoothie yesterday and still felt hungry an hour later. I do like beans, but so far I've only pureed them into a soup--I'll try adding them to the potatoes. The egg soup makes me shudder, though--I like my eggs super-well-done.


Jesse - Jan 14, 2014 9:33:42 am PST #573 of 774
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

They don't seem that eggy by the time all's said and done! But if you can't, you can't.