Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!

'Dirty Girls'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2013: That Was the Year That Was  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Thanksgivukkahmas, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Out you go, 2013!


meara - Jan 07, 2014 10:30:39 am PST #426 of 774

Sounds like time to convince your dentist to write you a "I medically need a Vitamix" prescription!


lisah - Jan 07, 2014 10:41:10 am PST #427 of 774
Punishingly Intricate

Ooh, yeah! What meara said. Yeah, I understand just trying to deal at this point but she should understand that this kind of thing is something a person should have time to prep for. Even just a few days.


Atropa - Jan 07, 2014 10:46:02 am PST #428 of 774
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Sounds like time to convince your dentist to write you a "I medically need a Vitamix" prescription!

YES.

Let me know if you want me to post the link to the green smoothie website I've been kind of following. They get a little ... upper-middle-class suburban yoga mom in their writing, but the smoothie recipes are great, and they've got really helpful tips.


Polgara - Jan 07, 2014 11:23:48 am PST #429 of 774
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

Let me know if you want me to post the link to the green smoothie website I've been kind of following.

All smoothie recipes are welcome! Given the banana allergy, I've never been much of a smoothie person, so I totally need all the help I can get.

And I just looked up Vitamix on Amazon, and holy crap those things are not cheap! Yikes!


juliana - Jan 07, 2014 11:32:39 am PST #430 of 774
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

All smoothie recipes are welcome!

Avocado smoothie! [link]

And Polgara, you are handling this with so much more grace than I would. You should definitely get a medical Vitamix!


Atropa - Jan 07, 2014 12:41:04 pm PST #431 of 774
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Simple Green Smoothies: [link]


Polgara - Jan 07, 2014 12:51:55 pm PST #432 of 774
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

Thanks, Jilli--they even have a page for banana-free recipes, yay!


Atropa - Jan 07, 2014 1:16:14 pm PST #433 of 774
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

they even have a page for banana-free recipes, yay!

Which is very important for me, because I HATE bananas in smoothies.


Polgara - Jan 07, 2014 1:28:10 pm PST #434 of 774
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

I really miss bananas. They were my favorite fruit and I ate one or two a day for years, until one day I just became banana-intolerant. Now they hit me like food-poisoning, and the effect lasts the whole day.


askye - Jan 07, 2014 1:31:21 pm PST #435 of 774
Thrive to spite them

I'm sorry the dentist sprung you with such bad news, there definitely should have been a warning about that to give you time to prepare.