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Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Oct 19, 2013 1:58:46 pm PDT #9491 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ooh, snakeskin! Sounds like a plan--let's do drinks and stuff.

My pewter formal bag is Coach. It was bought with "you're a good puppy" reward points from Countrywide.


brenda m - Oct 19, 2013 2:01:47 pm PDT #9492 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I have a lot of bags, but generally carry one or two for months and forget the rest.

Relatedly, I have gotten myself into a circumstance I really never anticipated. I officially have too many shoes. The past month or so every time I see really cute shoes, I squee and then realize they are just like some pair I already have. I think that pair I bought in Nola officially plugged the last gap and now I am in a state of perfect shoe equilibrium.


-t - Oct 19, 2013 2:09:32 pm PDT #9493 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I have a lot of bags, but generally carry one or two for months and forget the rest.

Me too. My goal is to empty my and every week and switch to another one but I rarely actually do that. I think I've managed it once this year. Maybe I should lower my frequency standards to something more achievable, like quarterly...

Whoa, shoe equilibrium, that sounds like it should feel good!


brenda m - Oct 19, 2013 2:12:06 pm PDT #9494 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Well, shoe shopping's a lot less fun, I'll tell you what.


Jesse - Oct 19, 2013 2:14:32 pm PDT #9495 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh yeah, I just use one everyday bag at a time, and change twice a year.

Consuela! I can't believe I haven't thought to roast garlic -- I was just thinking I have too much sitting around. Good one.


Sheryl - Oct 19, 2013 2:19:53 pm PDT #9496 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Went to the MD Ren Faire.(It's closing weekend, and there was a group performing that we like who wasn't there on the weekend of our other visit.) Traffic sucked mightily getting in to and out of the faire, but it was a good visit anyway.


JZ - Oct 19, 2013 2:20:01 pm PDT #9497 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I reached near-perfect shoe equilibrium a couple of months ago. Assuming I can keep reheeling and resoling the nicer ones, and find something similar to the cheaper ones when they wear out, I may never need another pair of shoes ever again.

No, maybe a pair of fancy Converse and a pair of Keds. But that's it, possibly forever.

Random overheard this morning, while sitting with Matilda munching bagels outside the neighborhood market near Deb G's house: Mom and toddler girl walking down the sidewalk, toddler chattering animatedly all the way. As they got close I heard her say, "...But then sometimes when there's no potty and you can't wait you just pull off your pants and PEE RIGHT THERE [helpfully squatting to demonstrate in case mom didn't understand what PEE RIGHT THERE meant]."

"But we don't pee on the sidewalk," the mom said firmly.

"Daddy lets us do it sometimes," the toddler chirped (they were past us by now, but I could see mom's shoulders go rigid with a nearly audible clang).

Busted, Daddy! Also, WTF, Daddy?


§ ita § - Oct 19, 2013 2:33:26 pm PDT #9498 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

just like some pair I already have

I don't have this sensory organ. I have returned shoes because I already have them--having them doesn't stop me wanting them. Others, apparently only I can distinguish between. I just have to mandate a shopping lockdown until there's a big gaping hole of shoe function.

...or form.


Jessica - Oct 19, 2013 2:51:25 pm PDT #9499 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"Daddy lets us do it sometimes," the toddler chirped

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


le nubian - Oct 19, 2013 3:32:20 pm PDT #9500 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

"Daddy lets us do it sometimes," the toddler chirped (they were past us by now, but I could see mom's shoulders go rigid with a nearly audible clang).

This is the funniest thing. Daddy is so busted.