just like some pair I already have
I don't have this sensory organ. I have returned shoes because I already have them--having them doesn't stop me wanting them. Others, apparently only I can distinguish between. I just have to mandate a shopping lockdown until there's a big gaping hole of shoe function.
...or form.
"Daddy lets us do it sometimes," the toddler chirped (they were past us by now, but I could see mom's shoulders go rigid with a nearly audible clang).
This is the funniest thing. Daddy is so busted.
now I am in a state of perfect shoe equilibrium.
I will never reach that, thanks to Fluevog making new shoes, plus there being vintage Fluevogs I still covet.
I finally found some dressy ones that don't fall off. So one day I can f2f without the whole Cinderella thing...narrow width, so that there isn't extra room at the back.
Fluevog has still made no shoes that fall into the intersection of the sets "shoes ¡ ita ! likes" and "amount ¡ ita !'s willing to pay for shoes". I am scared of shopping resale, just in case.
Why does this product niche even exist? Most of me is hoping you never need all those three things at the same time, but at least it's space-efficient? I just...toes and beer, man.
I mean, I guess those are all things you might want to carry around....
Separation of duties! Hygiene!
Oh absolutely. Don't get me wrong, that is nasty. But I can
imagine
the product-development meeting.
ION, PACIFIC RIM.
Busted, Daddy!
Ha! My grandfather was busted in a similar manner when my brother was too young to realize that going on the mailbox in front of our urban home was not the same as going behind the barn at grandpa's.