"Daddy lets us do it sometimes," the toddler chirped
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Jayne is a girl's name.
River ,'Trash'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Oct 19, 2013 2:51:25 pm PDT #9499 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
le nubian - Oct 19, 2013 3:32:20 pm PDT #9500 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
"Daddy lets us do it sometimes," the toddler chirped (they were past us by now, but I could see mom's shoulders go rigid with a nearly audible clang).
This is the funniest thing. Daddy is so busted.
Atropa - Oct 19, 2013 4:04:40 pm PDT #9501 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
now I am in a state of perfect shoe equilibrium.
I will never reach that, thanks to Fluevog making new shoes, plus there being vintage Fluevogs I still covet.
erikaj - Oct 19, 2013 4:25:29 pm PDT #9502 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
I finally found some dressy ones that don't fall off. So one day I can f2f without the whole Cinderella thing...narrow width, so that there isn't extra room at the back.
§ ita § - Oct 19, 2013 4:25:49 pm PDT #9503 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Fluevog has still made no shoes that fall into the intersection of the sets "shoes ¡ ita ! likes" and "amount ¡ ita !'s willing to pay for shoes". I am scared of shopping resale, just in case.
Why does this product niche even exist? Most of me is hoping you never need all those three things at the same time, but at least it's space-efficient? I just...toes and beer, man.
Jesse - Oct 19, 2013 4:28:04 pm PDT #9504 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I mean, I guess those are all things you might want to carry around....
§ ita § - Oct 19, 2013 4:35:06 pm PDT #9505 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Separation of duties! Hygiene!
Jesse - Oct 19, 2013 5:07:04 pm PDT #9506 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh absolutely. Don't get me wrong, that is nasty. But I can imagine the product-development meeting.
ION, PACIFIC RIM.
aurelia - Oct 19, 2013 5:29:54 pm PDT #9507 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Busted, Daddy!
Ha! My grandfather was busted in a similar manner when my brother was too young to realize that going on the mailbox in front of our urban home was not the same as going behind the barn at grandpa's.
§ ita § - Oct 19, 2013 5:52:38 pm PDT #9508 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But I can imagine the product-development meeting.
"With these three markets we can reach just about everyone!"
::sigh::
ION, PACIFIC RIM.
FEELS