"Cleopatra was white, so all ancient Egyptians and their gods were white, as far as I was told by the black girl I worked with."
I wish I had the walk-away gene.
Bunch of wanna blessed-bes. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones.
Willow ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Oct 02, 2013 9:01:15 am PDT #7562 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Amy - Oct 02, 2013 9:05:10 am PDT #7563 of 30000
Because books.
Check it out! He was so adorable.
Gudanov - Oct 02, 2013 9:08:51 am PDT #7564 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
As in he didn't apply for a job with it?
Yeah.
Zenkitty - Oct 02, 2013 9:10:20 am PDT #7565 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I'm reminded of my friend Ian, who had a very large iguana that he'd take for walks. He said that it was a chick-magnet -- at least for the type of women he would be interested in.
I would be that type of woman who wouldn't be able to resist stopping and petting the giant iguana. In such situations I often find myself more focused on the animal than its keeper, though, so their intent to meet chicks is thwarted. Their pet met the chick.
That resume is funny if not-real and sad if real.
Dana - Oct 02, 2013 9:10:26 am PDT #7566 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
If I ever saw someone apply for a job with that resume, I would never stop talking about it.
§ ita § - Oct 02, 2013 9:11:28 am PDT #7567 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yeah.
It's pretty trivial to make that true, though. No reason to only apply for jobs you want, and if you can take on the risk of notoriety which it seems his schedule can, why not? Just send the normal resume to the places you want to actually impress.
§ ita § - Oct 02, 2013 9:12:17 am PDT #7568 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
so their intent to meet chicks is thwarted
Would you have talked to him if he didn't have the iguana? If not, then he's not thwarted, he hasn't lost anything.
Zenkitty - Oct 02, 2013 9:19:46 am PDT #7569 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Would you have talked to him if he didn't have the iguana? If not, then he's not thwarted, he hasn't lost anything.
Yeah, but without the iguana, he wouldn't know it! He'd never know I'd talk to the iguana but still not be interested in him. He could go on his way thinking, "if only I had a pet iguana, that hot chick would talk to me." He would only be sad for what didn't happen, not for what did.
Polgara - Oct 02, 2013 9:22:08 am PDT #7570 of 30000
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS
ita, have you seen this? Maybe you posted it and I missed it? It's totally a link worthy of you.
Sophia Brooks - Oct 02, 2013 9:29:58 am PDT #7571 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I just read a job description at work at it requires a "two year degree in word-processing studies". Is that even a thing?