'The Killer In Me'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I'm reminded of my friend Ian, who had a very large iguana that he'd take for walks. He said that it was a chick-magnet -- at least for the type of women he would be interested in.
I would be that type of woman who wouldn't be able to resist stopping and petting the giant iguana. In such situations I often find myself more focused on the animal than its keeper, though, so their intent to meet chicks is thwarted. Their pet met the chick.
That resume is funny if not-real and sad if real.
If I ever saw someone apply for a job with that resume, I would never stop talking about it.
Yeah.
It's pretty trivial to make that true, though. No reason to only apply for jobs you want, and if you can take on the risk of notoriety which it seems his schedule can, why not? Just send the normal resume to the places you want to actually impress.
so their intent to meet chicks is thwarted
Would you have talked to him if he didn't have the iguana? If not, then he's not thwarted, he hasn't lost anything.
Would you have talked to him if he didn't have the iguana? If not, then he's not thwarted, he hasn't lost anything.
Yeah, but without the iguana, he wouldn't know it! He'd never know I'd talk to the iguana but still not be interested in him. He could go on his way thinking, "if only I had a pet iguana, that hot chick would talk to me." He would only be sad for what didn't happen, not for what did.
ita, have you seen this? Maybe you posted it and I missed it? It's totally a link worthy of you.
I just read a job description at work at it requires a "two year degree in word-processing studies". Is that even a thing?
If it is a thing, it is the worst thing ever.
The News and Documentary Emmys ceremony isn't black tie! But the gift bag does have a ton of candy and cookies in it, so that's something.
Is it at least semi-formal?
Business attire!