Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Oct 01, 2013 5:33:55 am PDT #7447 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

RAAAAAAAAAAGE.

I wish I had something more coherent to say than this, but I'm all about the primal scream right now.

Perhaps Ted Cruz will carry on with this tantrum until he actually does hold his breath until he passes out, at which point the grown-ups can move in and take over?


Dana - Oct 01, 2013 5:35:36 am PDT #7448 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I suppose I should apologize for Ted Cruz, but Texas is a really big state, and that's a slippery slope.


tommyrot - Oct 01, 2013 5:37:29 am PDT #7449 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I suppose I should apologize for Ted Cruz, but Texas is a really big state, and that's a slippery slope.

Like.


Sheryl - Oct 01, 2013 5:52:12 am PDT #7450 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

I'm a "non-essential" federal employee.

Fuckers.


Dana - Oct 01, 2013 5:59:21 am PDT #7451 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm soothing myself with a little Charlie Pierce.

In the year of our Lord 2010, the voters of the United States elected the worst Congress in the history of the Republic. There have been Congresses more dilatory. There have been Congresses more irresponsible, though not many of them. There have been lazier Congresses, more vicious Congresses, and Congresses less capable of seeing forests for trees. But there has never been in a single Congress -- or, more precisely, in a single House of the Congress -- a more lethal combination of political ambition, political stupidity, and political vainglory than exists in this one, which has arranged to shut down the federal government because it disapproves of a law passed by a previous Congress, signed by the president, and upheld by the Supreme Court, a law that does nothing more than extend the possibility of health insurance to the millions of Americans who do not presently have it, a law based on a proposal from a conservative think-tank and taken out on the test track in Massachusetts by a Republican governor who also happens to have been the party's 2012 nominee for president of the United States.


§ ita § - Oct 01, 2013 6:12:27 am PDT #7452 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But, on an important tip, is Jennifer Aniston sincerely not married yet? I thought she was supposed to be both pregnant and getting surprise married any upcoming weekend, but that doesn't seem to have either happened or changed yet...


Connie Neil - Oct 01, 2013 6:51:29 am PDT #7453 of 30000
brillig

What is the appeal of Jennifer Aniston? She's a moderately pleasant looking person, and I suppose she's as talented as any other successful comedic actress. Why are the tabloids so breathlessly interested in her?


Tom Scola - Oct 01, 2013 6:53:35 am PDT #7454 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

She has a really good publicist?


Connie Neil - Oct 01, 2013 6:56:29 am PDT #7455 of 30000
brillig

Customer was just told he'll have to redo several hours of work because his file crashed. "I don't have time to make copies and backups of things! Make your programs reliable!" I'm afraid I said, "well, unfortunately, you'll now need to take the time to time to recreate the work." I know better than engaging like that, but, damn, dude.

He was quite annoyed that I suggested his predicament might be in any way his fault.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 01, 2013 7:00:31 am PDT #7456 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

This at least gives me some hope that the public knows who to blame in this shutdown SNAFU, and may do so come the midterm elections: [link]