But, on an important tip, is Jennifer Aniston sincerely not married yet? I thought she was supposed to be both pregnant and getting surprise married any upcoming weekend, but that doesn't seem to have either happened or changed yet...
Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Oct 01, 2013 6:12:27 am PDT #7452 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Connie Neil - Oct 01, 2013 6:51:29 am PDT #7453 of 30000
brillig
What is the appeal of Jennifer Aniston? She's a moderately pleasant looking person, and I suppose she's as talented as any other successful comedic actress. Why are the tabloids so breathlessly interested in her?
Tom Scola - Oct 01, 2013 6:53:35 am PDT #7454 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
She has a really good publicist?
Connie Neil - Oct 01, 2013 6:56:29 am PDT #7455 of 30000
brillig
Customer was just told he'll have to redo several hours of work because his file crashed. "I don't have time to make copies and backups of things! Make your programs reliable!" I'm afraid I said, "well, unfortunately, you'll now need to take the time to time to recreate the work." I know better than engaging like that, but, damn, dude.
He was quite annoyed that I suggested his predicament might be in any way his fault.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 01, 2013 7:00:31 am PDT #7456 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
This at least gives me some hope that the public knows who to blame in this shutdown SNAFU, and may do so come the midterm elections: [link]
askye - Oct 01, 2013 7:03:25 am PDT #7457 of 30000
Thrive to spite them
Because Angelina Jolie ruined her "perfect" marriage with Brad Pitt.
And she's been single and childless since then, which makes her, the LOSER but she's such a NICE GIRL! And bitchy slutty weirdo Jolie got the Man, The Kids, and...not a marriage but damn close to it!
And Ainston is just...alone. And secretly holding her pain as she pines a way for 1) a reunion with Brad, 2) kids, 3) a combo of 1 and 2, 4) a new love who will give her kids and SUPER AWESOME wedding so she can have VINDICATION over Jolie and finally prove she IS better than the skank who ruined her DREAM LIFE.
§ ita § - Oct 01, 2013 7:05:52 am PDT #7458 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
In my last brief sojourn in support most people were within what I consider normal parameters of confused and upset, and one guy was "I have an audit on Monday and I didn't try logging into your system until Thursday despite the due date for doing so having been three months ago! Why are you escalating my case instead of helping me immediately???"
I felt bad for the person who ended up with the case.
And then I got him again the next day, as my final case.
§ ita § - Oct 01, 2013 7:06:50 am PDT #7459 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
^^ What askye said. I think she has a surprising amount of that still pushing her rep.
Connie Neil - Oct 01, 2013 7:17:24 am PDT #7460 of 30000
brillig
Oh, yeah, America's Sweetheart heartbroken by the exotic beauty who lured Her Man away. Unfortunately, Her Man is ecstatic with the exotic beauty who loves kids as much as he does. So while Brad and Angelina are the poster parents of Celebrity Parenthood, Jennifer looks more and more like "Oh God, I Must Have a Man!"
Trudy Booth - Oct 01, 2013 7:17:38 am PDT #7461 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Is there any point in posting a Snopes link on the FB of a family friend, pointing out that her copy-pasted screed against Obamacare isn't actually factual?
I know the answer is "No", but I had to ask.
I tend to Snopes people like that with a "That's pretty scary stuff. Fortunately, its not completely accurate..." and THEN I Snopes 'em.