Cider donuts for the win!
Would that be Cold Hollow Cider Mill? (Yes, as the picture caption says, we are dorks.) Those donuts are so good, I am willing to endure a gluten reaction for eating one.
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Sep 12, 2013 2:00:22 pm PDT #5071 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
-t - Sep 12, 2013 2:02:28 pm PDT #5072 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Good luck with the hospital, ita.
Tep, I'm sorry it was such an ordeal, but I am super happy that you got the license! Honestly, now all you need is someone to sign it and a couple of witnesses and you are officially married. All the other stuff is window dressing. Don't get me wrong, pretty dresses and cupcakes and convivial relatives are good things, but if everything else goes to hell you will still get married. And that thrills me because I ship you and Tim so hard.
Fuckin' Webassign.
Steph L. - Sep 12, 2013 2:13:47 pm PDT #5073 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Honestly, now all you need is someone to sign it and a couple of witnesses
In Ohio, you don't actually need witnesses. The souvenir marriage license has 2 lines for witnesses to sign, but it's not the real license anyway.
Ohio is a little sketchy.
-t - Sep 12, 2013 2:21:15 pm PDT #5074 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Ha! That's even better.
We had, like, eight witnesses sign our Ketubah, but the official license was witnessed by a couple of Temple Sinai's employees because they were around and that way it didn't have to be a whole production. Still on our wedding day, but before the ceremony and people were still getting ready and whatnot. It was kind of a nice moment, just me and DH and Rabbi Cohen and a couple of strangers in an office, and it was official.
-t - Sep 12, 2013 2:53:07 pm PDT #5075 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Apropos of nothing except my dinner: I am so grateful to whatever hero discovered the bizarre deliciousness that is blue cheese.
le nubian - Sep 12, 2013 2:54:02 pm PDT #5076 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
this is an extremely angry customer.
phone call recorded.
NSFW (language)
I can't even laugh at this because I really empathize though the man is off the chain. I probably have been that angry. I have not lost it like this though.
Steph L. - Sep 12, 2013 3:15:16 pm PDT #5077 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
The grammar check in Word is suggesting I change "bear his child" to "BARE his child."
Go home, Word. You're drunk.
le nubian - Sep 12, 2013 3:17:33 pm PDT #5078 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
you are now mentioning my favorite pet peeve for Word. That we can't search by homonym.
sarameg - Sep 12, 2013 3:29:42 pm PDT #5079 of 30000
I now own a mitre saw and have learned I can fit 8' of moulding in my little skate car.
Now I'm going to read instructions.
brenda m - Sep 12, 2013 3:31:40 pm PDT #5080 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Go home, Word. You're drunk.
And kind of skeevy.