Honestly, now all you need is someone to sign it and a couple of witnesses
In Ohio, you don't actually need witnesses. The souvenir marriage license has 2 lines for witnesses to sign, but it's not the real license anyway.
Ohio is a little sketchy.
When you look back at this, in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust, I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Sep 12, 2013 2:13:47 pm PDT #5073 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
-t - Sep 12, 2013 2:21:15 pm PDT #5074 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Ha! That's even better.
We had, like, eight witnesses sign our Ketubah, but the official license was witnessed by a couple of Temple Sinai's employees because they were around and that way it didn't have to be a whole production. Still on our wedding day, but before the ceremony and people were still getting ready and whatnot. It was kind of a nice moment, just me and DH and Rabbi Cohen and a couple of strangers in an office, and it was official.
-t - Sep 12, 2013 2:53:07 pm PDT #5075 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Apropos of nothing except my dinner: I am so grateful to whatever hero discovered the bizarre deliciousness that is blue cheese.
le nubian - Sep 12, 2013 2:54:02 pm PDT #5076 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
this is an extremely angry customer.
phone call recorded.
NSFW (language)
I can't even laugh at this because I really empathize though the man is off the chain. I probably have been that angry. I have not lost it like this though.
Steph L. - Sep 12, 2013 3:15:16 pm PDT #5077 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
The grammar check in Word is suggesting I change "bear his child" to "BARE his child."
Go home, Word. You're drunk.
le nubian - Sep 12, 2013 3:17:33 pm PDT #5078 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
you are now mentioning my favorite pet peeve for Word. That we can't search by homonym.
sarameg - Sep 12, 2013 3:29:42 pm PDT #5079 of 30000
I now own a mitre saw and have learned I can fit 8' of moulding in my little skate car.
Now I'm going to read instructions.
brenda m - Sep 12, 2013 3:31:40 pm PDT #5080 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Go home, Word. You're drunk.
And kind of skeevy.
Amy - Sep 12, 2013 3:36:18 pm PDT #5081 of 30000
Because books.
Dana - Sep 12, 2013 3:56:45 pm PDT #5082 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
The person I'm training said "I just feel like we're so screwed when you leave."
She's so sweet.