Patron: That girl is a witch. Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.

'Safe'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Sep 12, 2013 2:53:07 pm PDT #5075 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Apropos of nothing except my dinner: I am so grateful to whatever hero discovered the bizarre deliciousness that is blue cheese.


le nubian - Sep 12, 2013 2:54:02 pm PDT #5076 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

this is an extremely angry customer.

phone call recorded.

NSFW (language)

[link]

I can't even laugh at this because I really empathize though the man is off the chain. I probably have been that angry. I have not lost it like this though.


Steph L. - Sep 12, 2013 3:15:16 pm PDT #5077 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

The grammar check in Word is suggesting I change "bear his child" to "BARE his child."

Go home, Word. You're drunk.


le nubian - Sep 12, 2013 3:17:33 pm PDT #5078 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

you are now mentioning my favorite pet peeve for Word. That we can't search by homonym.


sarameg - Sep 12, 2013 3:29:42 pm PDT #5079 of 30000

I now own a mitre saw and have learned I can fit 8' of moulding in my little skate car.

Now I'm going to read instructions.


brenda m - Sep 12, 2013 3:31:40 pm PDT #5080 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Go home, Word. You're drunk.

And kind of skeevy.


Amy - Sep 12, 2013 3:36:18 pm PDT #5081 of 30000
Because books.

Poo-Pourri.


Dana - Sep 12, 2013 3:56:45 pm PDT #5082 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

The person I'm training said "I just feel like we're so screwed when you leave."

She's so sweet.


Theodosia - Sep 12, 2013 3:58:35 pm PDT #5083 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Tep, yep that's the place. I'd planned to leave one for breakfast. Oh well.


Burrell - Sep 12, 2013 3:59:58 pm PDT #5084 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

The person I'm training said "I just feel like we're so screwed when you leave."

Good to know that someone understands the situation.