Bobby is studying physical therapy. He is always showing off his knowledge of anatomy around me. I think he knows every single muscle and bone and so forth at this point.
My dad did PT for his first seven years in the Air Force, rehabbing guys who came back from the Korean War. So Emmett is not just a fourth generation catcher, he might have physical therapist in his blood.
My lord, Emmett is graduating? That's just not possible. Congratulations to all who love him.
My sister and some of her friends wanted to switch to PT to get closer to the sports teams. None of them did, but I did later meet one woman who went into it with that as her motivation.
And now I have a cousin who PTs the Jamaican fucking
Olympic sprinting
team, and...shit, what choices did I make?
Based on my experience of having an umm friend who was an anatomy major, that should set him up well with the ladies.
Wow, when did Emmett get so grown up! Congrats on the graduate, Hec!
Ahhhh. Suddenly one side of my jaw is making noises in my ear (ie, not loud cracking noises, but slidey awful only-hearable-by-me noises) every time I move it. Obnoxious and also disturbing.
I took the dialect test again, since I answered some of the questions wrong. Dialect guesses:
Irish (Republic of)/ Canadian / US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
Native Lang: Norwegian/ English/ Dutch
I get the Irish, since most of the things I think are ungrammatical but acceptable are Newfoundland dialect things, but Norwegian??
Series of texts I just got from my father:
I will be held up for an hour or two. I blew a tire heading to my third target The other two targets while they said they did have it didn't. Anyway I am off the road in a parking lot on S. Howell Ave. in Oak Creek. I'll be on my way after AAA gets here and replaces the tire. Their text message said they would get here between 520 and 530.
Luckily it's a beautiful day so I can just chill out in this parking in The shade
Glad I left early so I wouldn't have to do this in the dark. That would be a bummer!!!
I feel like in the same circumstances my texts would have a lot more motherfucks.
Unsurprisingly, my dialect guesses are American/Canadian/
US Black Vernacular. Native language: English/Dutch/German.
Norwegian??
The ghost of Leif Erikson?