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Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Liese S. - May 14, 2014 8:34:34 pm PDT #27769 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I wish I could wave my magic health wand.

I am a little woeful about the prospects of midwestern pollen vortexing. The nasacort has been really effective. I can tell, because every time I try to quit it, I have miseries. But I'm concerned about the glaucoma risk with prolonged use. What is prolonged usage? Anyway, I'm also now just starting to get the nosebleeds, which I am also prone to. Or maybe it's because I forgot to refill the humidifier? Yeah, let's go with that.

The point is, midwest, I am coming to you. Please be kind to my southwestern acclimated sinuses.


DavidS - May 14, 2014 8:35:06 pm PDT #27770 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

There is when I make it.

You're doing it wrong. It's chocolate syrup and seltzer. It's basically a kind of chocolate soda stirred into a high froth.

There's some particular kind of chocolate syrup that was common in Brooklyn they favored too.


Jesse - May 15, 2014 2:45:43 am PDT #27771 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

They do usually have milk, no?


Hil R. - May 15, 2014 2:53:47 am PDT #27772 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

There's some particular kind of chocolate syrup that was common in Brooklyn they favored too.

Fox's U-Bet. And Jesse's right -- it also has milk.


Hil R. - May 15, 2014 2:57:13 am PDT #27773 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

It also works a lot better if you've got an old-fashioned seltzer bottle. It doesn't foam up right if you just pour the seltzer in.


-t - May 15, 2014 2:58:46 am PDT #27774 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

You're doing it wrong.

I will not attempt to serve it to you. But using cream instead of milk is never wrong.


-t - May 15, 2014 3:01:32 am PDT #27775 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I do have an old fashioned seltzer bottle but I prefer to use the sodastream. Foams up fine either way.


Jesse - May 15, 2014 4:01:31 am PDT #27776 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh! I thought of you people yesterday when a coworker confessed to getting a chocolate bagel -- she said it went against her childhood rules, but as she put it, "My mother is a New York Jew, but I'm from Oregon!"

I did not tell her, "Eat a muffin, whitey!" but I thought it!


Laura - May 15, 2014 4:06:55 am PDT #27777 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

"Eat a muffin, whitey!"

It is something that pops into mind often when passing through the bakery. This is not a bad thing.

I am still at home and should be at the office. I am paralyzed by my list instead of actually dealing with it.


Jessica - May 15, 2014 4:07:18 am PDT #27778 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

This would explain why my brain is all "Man, what the hell is wrong with you, body?" and my body is all, "SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE."

shrift speaks for me. Pollen vortex. Fuck this planet.

Fox's U-Bet. And Jesse's right -- it also has milk.

Married to the grandson of a NYC soda jerk here, I can attest that Hil and Jesse have it right.