"Eat a muffin, whitey!"
It is something that pops into mind often when passing through the bakery. This is not a bad thing.
I am still at home and should be at the office. I am paralyzed by my list instead of actually dealing with it.
Prepare to uncouple -- uncouple.
Oz ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Laura - May 15, 2014 4:06:55 am PDT #27777 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Jessica - May 15, 2014 4:07:18 am PDT #27778 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
This would explain why my brain is all "Man, what the hell is wrong with you, body?" and my body is all, "SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE."
shrift speaks for me. Pollen vortex. Fuck this planet.
Fox's U-Bet. And Jesse's right -- it also has milk.
Married to the grandson of a NYC soda jerk here, I can attest that Hil and Jesse have it right.
flea - May 15, 2014 4:07:25 am PDT #27779 of 30000
information libertarian
I ate a blueberry bagel last week at work, and I sternly told myself, "Eat a muffin, whitey!" But there were no muffins.
I have a big event at 10 and have reached the point in preparation where I go to the bathroom every 5 minutes because I am nervous. Sigh.
Jesse - May 15, 2014 4:09:28 am PDT #27780 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It will be great, flea!
I am in a lull at work, only because I think I need one. There is plenty to do! But I finished (god willing) a big thing yesterday, so now I'm moving slowly. I am glad to see that most of the things from my two-weeks-old to-do list are done, so I don't have much to re-write on the new list!
Laura - May 15, 2014 4:14:28 am PDT #27781 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
A Vortex vortex would be awesome, though; a perfect storm of boobs, booze and snark.
The best Vortex evah!
DavidS - May 15, 2014 4:27:07 am PDT #27782 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
But using cream instead of milk is never wrong.
Fair point!
-t - May 15, 2014 5:20:05 am PDT #27783 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I was successful in both watching Arrow last night (yay!) and running 3 miles this morning (different yay!) but I failed in eating breakfast and washing my hair before work. I normally eat before I run, but I wasn't hungry when I woke up, and was pressed for time. Good thing eating at my desk is culturally acceptable.
Burrell - May 15, 2014 5:37:30 am PDT #27784 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I have 11 stitches in my neck. Dang. And it looked so small. Either "clear margins" means bigger margins than I realized, or it was bigger than I realized, or both. Glad it's taken care of then, and glad it was on my neck and not, say, my face.
I am paralyzed by my list instead of actually dealing with it.
This is me as well. I should start with filing my reimbursements because money, and then move on to the more onerous tasks.
Kate P. - May 15, 2014 6:07:28 am PDT #27785 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
So it seems I can remember either the child's Claritin, or mine, but not both.
*sniffle*
Burrell - May 15, 2014 6:20:04 am PDT #27786 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
sounds about right, Kate.