I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 09, 2014 12:30:08 pm PDT #27357 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I didn't do laundry at all while I was growing up. (OK, a few times I did my own, so I did know how to do it when I got to college.) OTOH I started doing barn chores every night at age 7.


Sheryl - May 09, 2014 12:39:44 pm PDT #27358 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Don't remember when I learned to do laundry, only that I knew how when I got to college.


Nora Deirdre - May 09, 2014 12:44:32 pm PDT #27359 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

it seems like the only options are to get another appraisal (which we'd have to pay for, and which would surely delay the closing, which is in a week), to walk away from the sale, or to eat the difference.

Can you be like, nope, and see if they walk away from it?

ETA: or maybe actually back down, suck it up, and pay the goddamn price of the house they agreed to?

I remember being a buyer in a sellers market and getting smacked down all over the damn place.


Dana - May 09, 2014 12:48:39 pm PDT #27360 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

It sounds like we're getting screwed because someone else in our complex sold at a desperately low price, and that's what they're weighting in the comps.

Husband is leaning towards a second appraisal, I think, but we haven't been able to talk to the realtor yet. And I need to leave in like 20 minutes for my concert.


-t - May 09, 2014 12:50:41 pm PDT #27361 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I basically had meetings from 9 to 2:30 and then just stopped working.

I haven't figured out how to do that (not the meeting part, I don't want that part, thank you. I like this No Meetings Friday thing we've got going on now). I am working pretty slowly at this point, though, with many tiny breaks...

Just got my performance review which was quite good and I got the max salary increase (3%) which you would think would motivate me to do my gorram work, but that's not happening. I am pleased, just not motivated.


flea - May 09, 2014 1:15:40 pm PDT #27362 of 30000
information libertarian

The 10 year old girl who wanted fairies on her walls weeping has been kind of epic. I am half annoyed at Casper and half wanting to weep with her. Dillo took the news better.

Also, there was a lot of noise coming from the field behind our house, and Casper went out there to see what was going on (hoping it was kids playing) and came back saying, "It's just a bunch of middle-aged people standing around a table in somebody's back yard, with red cups." Hee.


Steph L. - May 09, 2014 1:27:40 pm PDT #27363 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Ooops. I sent my mom flowers for Mothers' Day today (because I am cheap and the delivery fee for Saturday or Sunday was basically "Give us your first-born," and I DON'T HAVE A KID), and all day I checked UPS to see if they were delivered (and they weren't). About 6:00 I tried to call my mom to see if maybe they were delivered. No answer.

She texted back a little bit ago and said "We're out to dinner for your stepdad's birthday. I saw you called. What's up?"

I checked UPS, and they delivered at 5:30. It's going to storm here pretty soon. D'oh.

I texted back to ask, "Did UPS deliver anything before you left?" No reply, though, so I am left hanging.

But flowers left on the front porch by UPS and then destroyed in a storm are still proof of my love, right?


-t - May 09, 2014 1:30:07 pm PDT #27364 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Yes. I so decree it.


le nubian - May 09, 2014 1:31:49 pm PDT #27365 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

ita,

man, I would love to get some $$ for those shoes! They really helped me when I was wearing them too. I should put them back on.


shrift - May 09, 2014 1:31:51 pm PDT #27366 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I paid for a Michael Bublé concert ticket for Mother's Day but did not volunteer to attend said concert with my mom (my aunt, sister, and sister-in-law are going, okay), which maybe makes me a horrible daughter, but I guess I can live with that.