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Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - May 09, 2014 1:30:07 pm PDT #27364 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Yes. I so decree it.


le nubian - May 09, 2014 1:31:49 pm PDT #27365 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

ita,

man, I would love to get some $$ for those shoes! They really helped me when I was wearing them too. I should put them back on.


shrift - May 09, 2014 1:31:51 pm PDT #27366 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I paid for a Michael Bublé concert ticket for Mother's Day but did not volunteer to attend said concert with my mom (my aunt, sister, and sister-in-law are going, okay), which maybe makes me a horrible daughter, but I guess I can live with that.


Jesse - May 09, 2014 1:34:05 pm PDT #27367 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But flowers left on the front porch by UPS and then destroyed in a storm are still proof of my love, right?

Yes, definitely.

And you are an excellent daughter, shrift! Giving up your seat for someone who really wanted to go!


shrift - May 09, 2014 1:37:14 pm PDT #27368 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Ha. Look over there, look back at me, tickets to that thing you like!


Laura - May 09, 2014 1:51:06 pm PDT #27369 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Excellent daughters, Steph & shrift.

I don't remember what age the boys were as it was a height of laundry equipment decision. And they were tall! But stinky boy clothes was a major deciding factor.

Our climate does not allow for wearing clothes multiple times. MIL changes at least the pillow slips, and usually the sheets daily. When she was in the hospital I brought her a package of fancy pillow slips and she was delighted. Likely the only time I got a gift right for her!


-t - May 09, 2014 1:56:22 pm PDT #27370 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

shrift's on a horse!

I'm going to put my finger shoes on and go running RIGHT NOW.

It occurs to me that another reason I have bunches of laundry for a single person is that I am super prone to spilling things on myself (including but not limited to soup, salad dressing, and coffee) and therefore cannot wear most things more than once without laundering.


§ ita § - May 09, 2014 2:08:34 pm PDT #27371 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I didn't do laundry until university, and to date have maybe ruined 4 things.

Fuck, I didn't even see my first washing machine until, what, 12?


Jessica - May 09, 2014 2:16:20 pm PDT #27372 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I was helping out with the laundry by 8 and doing my own by 10.

Aeryn is on a rhyming jag and is now bouncing on the couch chanting "shit! shit! shit! shit!"


le nubian - May 09, 2014 2:25:47 pm PDT #27373 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

sounds like she is one of us, really.