How can cheese bread sandwich ever be the wrong choice?

That is my general feeling! Which possibly has led to some shrinkage of my wardrobe due to expansion of my body. (I was actually OK with the level of shit I got from this new doctor -- she was like, "You know these things are issues, here are two sentences about what you could do, moving on.")

Credit card company: "Huh, sure enough, you don't have a checking account with us. That's weird."

Me: "So maybe we could look into this a little more, to make sure that someone hasn't actually opened an account with my information?"

Yeah, I'm pretty sure "that's weird" was the extent of the response you were calling to obtain.

There's definitely no account associated with my SSN, so I'm sure it was just a typo or something. But yeah, that's the kind of thing you like to know for sure.

I'm also a tiny bit sad that I didn't try to pay my credit card bill from that account and see what happened.

That is some bad driving right there.

"A Brooklyn driver, perhaps taking inspiration from this Nissan Rogue comemrcial, somehow managed to drive over a concrete wall, through a fence and on top of a Q train at Albermarle Road this morning shortly before 5 a.m. The suspected driver fled the scene, and no subway passengers were hurt."

Now that is some world-class journalistic ass-covering:

The suspected driver fled the scene

I mean there could be any number of reasons the car was empty when the cops showed up!

Now I'm on the phone with the insurance company. All I need is a reason to call the cable company and this will be the best day ever.

Insurance Company: "Yeah, the FSA balance shown on the website is totally different than what we're telling you. That's weird."

Oy Dana, you are taking on all the onerous phone calls today!

I mean there could be any number of reasons the car was empty when the cops showed up!

Could it have been parked and there was some braking failure that caused it to roll there on its own? Or is that not possible where the car landed?