That is some bad driving right there.
"A Brooklyn driver, perhaps taking inspiration from this Nissan Rogue comemrcial, somehow managed to drive over a concrete wall, through a fence and on top of a Q train at Albermarle Road this morning shortly before 5 a.m. The suspected driver fled the scene, and no subway passengers were hurt."
Now that is some world-class journalistic ass-covering:
The suspected driver fled the scene
I mean there could be any number of reasons the car was empty when the cops showed up!
Now I'm on the phone with the insurance company. All I need is a reason to call the cable company and this will be the best day ever.
Insurance Company: "Yeah, the FSA balance shown on the website is totally different than what we're telling you. That's weird."
Oy Dana, you are taking on all the onerous phone calls today!
I mean there could be any number of reasons the car was empty when the cops showed up!
Could it have been parked and there was some braking failure that caused it to roll there on its own? Or is that not possible where the car landed?
Now I'm trying to figure out whether we should switch electricity plans.
Anyone else onerous-ing with me?
I had a mammogram! I think that's enough.
Anyone else onerous-ing with me?
Just work. I have slightly more than usual to do today, though.