Now that is some world-class journalistic ass-covering:
The suspected driver fled the scene
I mean there could be any number of reasons the car was empty when the cops showed up!
Old trusty soda machine. I push you for root beer, you give me Coke.
Willow ,'End of Days'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Mar 19, 2014 9:29:03 am PDT #22712 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Dana - Mar 19, 2014 9:30:30 am PDT #22713 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Now I'm on the phone with the insurance company. All I need is a reason to call the cable company and this will be the best day ever.
Dana - Mar 19, 2014 9:37:46 am PDT #22714 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Insurance Company: "Yeah, the FSA balance shown on the website is totally different than what we're telling you. That's weird."
Burrell - Mar 19, 2014 10:15:20 am PDT #22715 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oy Dana, you are taking on all the onerous phone calls today!
lisah - Mar 19, 2014 10:33:18 am PDT #22716 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
I mean there could be any number of reasons the car was empty when the cops showed up!
Could it have been parked and there was some braking failure that caused it to roll there on its own? Or is that not possible where the car landed?
Jesse - Mar 19, 2014 10:37:38 am PDT #22717 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Everyone to Dana: "Huh."
Dana - Mar 19, 2014 10:37:58 am PDT #22718 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Now I'm trying to figure out whether we should switch electricity plans.
Anyone else onerous-ing with me?
Jesse - Mar 19, 2014 10:38:36 am PDT #22719 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I had a mammogram! I think that's enough.
-t - Mar 19, 2014 10:43:35 am PDT #22720 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Anyone else onerous-ing with me?
Just work. I have slightly more than usual to do today, though.
Burrell - Mar 19, 2014 10:45:34 am PDT #22721 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
It certainly is, Jesse.
I am about to go onerous: sorting books at my sister's apartment.