As horrible as 50 Shades is - the audio version is hilarious. The reader is a worse story teller than the author and the combo is perfectly ridiculous. K and I had borrowed it from the library for our road trip last year. I don't think I've laughed so hard on a road trip.
Mal: And I never back down from a fight. Inara: Yes, you do! You do all the time!
'Shindig'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
SuziQ - Jan 22, 2014 7:45:05 am PST #17785 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Steph L. - Jan 22, 2014 7:45:06 am PST #17786 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
how scandalized I was about ten years ago that there was Simon & Simon porn
I feel like that's an exact conversation I had with Shrift way way WAY back when she was in Cincy for work. (I, too, was horrified. And kind of still am; Weasley twincest is not my bag, nor is Wincest [though that could be partly because I don't watch SPN]. I am, however, no longer surprised by pretty much any porn, including dead presidents and their Cabinet members.)
amych - Jan 22, 2014 7:47:06 am PST #17787 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Wait... are the presidents dead at the time of the story? Are we talking about zombie porn, or just historical fic?
Steph L. - Jan 22, 2014 7:50:00 am PST #17788 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Historical.
But on the subject of zombie presidents, if you didn't read Marvel NOW!'s Deadpool "Dead Presidents" series, you are missing out HARD. So goddamn funny, I can't even tell you. [link]
Dana - Jan 22, 2014 8:28:35 am PST #17789 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
I am preparing to call the moving company about the claim of ours they denied, but even psyching myself up for it is getting me angry.
Aims - Jan 22, 2014 8:36:46 am PST #17790 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I'm feeling cranky and up for a mini-squall! If you find you do not have the spoons, Dana - I'll call.
Dana - Jan 22, 2014 8:43:55 am PST #17791 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
I have the spoons, I'm pretty sure. It's more a question of worrying that my arguments will end up coming out like a high-pitched squeal of "What is wrong with you people! Give me the money for my goddamn vacuum cleaner that your driver lost THIS IS WHY WE BOUGHT THE INSURANCE!"
P.M. Marc - Jan 22, 2014 9:03:25 am PST #17792 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Don't say Mr. Belvedere porn if Plei is around- we might end up with it!
I'm so proud of my reputation. Though, sadly, I've been resting on my laurels for years now. Only seem to manage to write for Yuletide, often wind up with... gen.
(Not last year. Or the year before that. And I think the year before that and the year before that were threesomes. Tasteful ones, though. Comedy ones.)
Theodosia - Jan 22, 2014 9:16:18 am PST #17793 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Just remember, we had Zombie!Washington (blessedly offscreen for most of it) in a real show this week. The porn can't be far off.
Jesse - Jan 22, 2014 9:17:00 am PST #17794 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's more a question of worrying that my arguments will end up coming out like a high-pitched squeal of "What is wrong with you people! Give me the money for my goddamn vacuum cleaner that your driver lost THIS IS WHY WE BOUGHT THE INSURANCE!"
Eh, that seems fine. Although try to squeal at the first person you talk to, and then get transferred to a higher-up, because then you've got it out of your system.