Giles ,'Touched'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
while I shout at the screen how they're doing BDSM all wrong.
They do EVERYTHING wrong. Part of me wants to get really drunk and see the movie (I would NEVER go sober), but I know I'd get thrown out for my constant stream of heckling and invective. So I can save that $10.
(god damn you, tampon scene)
Wait, what?
Don't want to know don't want to know!
(god damn you, tampon scene)
Wait, what?
No no no, please don't elaborate!
You seriously don't.
Are they vampires in 50 shades?
Are they vampires in 50 shades?
Sadly, no. That would make it more entertaining. MAYBE.
I guess since it started as Twilight fanfic, maybe in the fic he was a vampire. I have no idea.
Sorry, I thought she meant that scene was in the Avengers and I didn't remember it.
No no no, please don't elaborate!
I would sooner write Mr. Belvedere porn than elaborate.
Sorry, I thought she meant that scene was in the Avengers and I didn't remember it.
Sorry for the confusion! I was simply waiting in line for The Avengers and unable to flee when my friend started reading aloud from her Kindle.
Don't say Mr. Belvedere porn if Plei is around- we might end up with it!
That sort of reminds me how scandalized I was about ten years ago that there was Simon & Simon porn, and now nothing really bothers me. Except the weird drawing of the Backstreet Boys as My Little Ponies.