You seriously don't.
Note to self: religion freaky.
Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Jan 22, 2014 7:11:50 am PST #17779 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Sophia Brooks - Jan 22, 2014 7:13:22 am PST #17780 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Are they vampires in 50 shades?
Steph L. - Jan 22, 2014 7:15:19 am PST #17781 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Are they vampires in 50 shades?
Sadly, no. That would make it more entertaining. MAYBE.
I guess since it started as Twilight fanfic, maybe in the fic he was a vampire. I have no idea.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 22, 2014 7:19:23 am PST #17782 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Sorry, I thought she meant that scene was in the Avengers and I didn't remember it.
shrift - Jan 22, 2014 7:40:40 am PST #17783 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
No no no, please don't elaborate!
I would sooner write Mr. Belvedere porn than elaborate.
Sorry, I thought she meant that scene was in the Avengers and I didn't remember it.
Sorry for the confusion! I was simply waiting in line for The Avengers and unable to flee when my friend started reading aloud from her Kindle.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 22, 2014 7:42:25 am PST #17784 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Don't say Mr. Belvedere porn if Plei is around- we might end up with it!
That sort of reminds me how scandalized I was about ten years ago that there was Simon & Simon porn, and now nothing really bothers me. Except the weird drawing of the Backstreet Boys as My Little Ponies.
SuziQ - Jan 22, 2014 7:45:05 am PST #17785 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
As horrible as 50 Shades is - the audio version is hilarious. The reader is a worse story teller than the author and the combo is perfectly ridiculous. K and I had borrowed it from the library for our road trip last year. I don't think I've laughed so hard on a road trip.
Steph L. - Jan 22, 2014 7:45:06 am PST #17786 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
how scandalized I was about ten years ago that there was Simon & Simon porn
I feel like that's an exact conversation I had with Shrift way way WAY back when she was in Cincy for work. (I, too, was horrified. And kind of still am; Weasley twincest is not my bag, nor is Wincest [though that could be partly because I don't watch SPN]. I am, however, no longer surprised by pretty much any porn, including dead presidents and their Cabinet members.)
amych - Jan 22, 2014 7:47:06 am PST #17787 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Wait... are the presidents dead at the time of the story? Are we talking about zombie porn, or just historical fic?
Steph L. - Jan 22, 2014 7:50:00 am PST #17788 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Historical.
But on the subject of zombie presidents, if you didn't read Marvel NOW!'s Deadpool "Dead Presidents" series, you are missing out HARD. So goddamn funny, I can't even tell you. [link]