Is there even a remote possibility your MOTHER would want to see a BDSM movie with you? Because the very concept makes my brain melt.
I most sincerely hope not, and I deliberately have never mentioned the books to my family because I do not want to know if they've read them.
I haven't read them either, beyond quotes and dramatic readings people have foisted upon me while we were waiting for the midnight premiere of The Avengers (god damn you, tampon scene), but I imagine the BDSM will be toned down to capture a wider audience.
In any case, the world does not need me sitting next to my mother in a movie theater while I shout at the screen how they're doing BDSM all wrong.
while I shout at the screen how they're doing BDSM all wrong.
They do EVERYTHING wrong. Part of me wants to get really drunk and see the movie (I would NEVER go sober), but I know I'd get thrown out for my constant stream of heckling and invective. So I can save that $10.
Don't want to know don't want to know!
(god damn you, tampon scene)
Wait, what?
No no no, please don't elaborate!
Are they vampires in 50 shades?
Are they vampires in 50 shades?
Sadly, no. That would make it more entertaining. MAYBE.
I guess since it started as Twilight fanfic, maybe in the fic he was a vampire. I have no idea.
Sorry, I thought she meant that scene was in the Avengers and I didn't remember it.
No no no, please don't elaborate!
I would sooner write Mr. Belvedere porn than elaborate.
Sorry, I thought she meant that scene was in the Avengers and I didn't remember it.
Sorry for the confusion! I was simply waiting in line for The Avengers and unable to flee when my friend started reading aloud from her Kindle.
