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Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This

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shrift - Dec 20, 2013 10:42:55 am PST #15106 of 30000

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Okay! I just ran over to Garrett's and picked up a gallon of cheese popcorn for my dad, so I think all of my Christmas shopping is now sorted. My out of office message is on. My train leaves in 80 minutes.

I'm pretty sure I have presents, my eyeglasses, and my drugs. I'm so exhausted from being out every night this week that both of my eyes are twitching from the tired.

Jesse - Dec 20, 2013 10:46:52 am PST #15107 of 30000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Mmm...cheese popcorn.

Do you want "Cunning Crosswords: 75 Challenging Puzzles," which is a NY Times thing, edited by Will Shortz?

Sure! Thanks!

Amy - Dec 20, 2013 10:49:49 am PST #15108 of 30000

Because books.

Send me your new address?

aurelia - Dec 20, 2013 10:52:33 am PST #15109 of 30000

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Oh, this made me laugh. [link]

Amy - Dec 20, 2013 10:54:42 am PST #15110 of 30000

Because books.

Oh my GOD.

Steph L. - Dec 20, 2013 10:55:50 am PST #15111 of 30000

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

That's the true meaning of Christmas right there.

Theodosia - Dec 20, 2013 11:31:16 am PST #15112 of 30000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

According to the comments, there's also a Pikachu with the same, er, feature.

aurelia - Dec 20, 2013 11:36:42 am PST #15113 of 30000

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

The comments on this one are funny.

Kat - Dec 20, 2013 11:38:51 am PST #15114 of 30000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Hilarious and awful.

I am sitting outside the ikea ballpit. Noah really wanted to play and it is free. At least it is not chuck e cheese.

Jessica - Dec 20, 2013 11:41:21 am PST #15115 of 30000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My co-workers and I walked over to the Google Wonderlab snow globe at lunchtime:

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