There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Nov 24, 2013 2:44:18 pm PST #12836 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I use the microwave for veggies, oatmeal, "baked" eggs...


Tom Scola - Nov 24, 2013 2:49:06 pm PST #12837 of 30000
They pay me in WOIMS

I make a mess in my microwave.


§ ita § - Nov 24, 2013 2:53:00 pm PST #12838 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You can only make things hotter; you can't cook things.

But I want my microwave to make things hotter. If at the end of the hot session I have popcorn or cake or sweet potato taken from inedible to edible while semantically avoiding the word cook, it is of no concern to my tummy.


-t - Nov 24, 2013 3:03:59 pm PST #12839 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Scola, you will be happy to know that I have unmolded the cranberry sauce. I decided it needed more simmering.

All the bread is cubed and toasting (or drying out, I am unclear on the purpose of the oven at this point), so that went faster than expected.


bon bon - Nov 24, 2013 3:04:45 pm PST #12840 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I think there's another Love It or List It with a kind of goofy older male couple with something like four grown kids.


Tom Scola - Nov 24, 2013 3:10:03 pm PST #12841 of 30000
They pay me in WOIMS

Scola, you will be happy to know that I have unmolded the cranberry sauce. I decided it needed more simmering.

OK, just make sure to shape it like a tin can before serving it.


-t - Nov 24, 2013 3:11:55 pm PST #12842 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Carving all those little ridges in the side takes forever!


le nubian - Nov 24, 2013 3:13:55 pm PST #12843 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

OK, just make sure to shape it like a tin can before serving it.

Hilarious.


Jesse - Nov 24, 2013 3:39:42 pm PST #12844 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think there's another Love It or List It with a kind of goofy older male couple with something like four grown kids.

Oh sure! Have I seen every LIOLI? Probably.


msbelle - Nov 24, 2013 3:57:54 pm PST #12845 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

well poop, the moisture seems to have gone south of us. I was really hoping for a closed school day tomorrow and possibly closed work. hmm, maybe another wave wil come through later.