I make a mess in my microwave.
Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.
'Shells'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - Nov 24, 2013 2:49:06 pm PST #12837 of 30000
They pay me in WOIMS
§ ita § - Nov 24, 2013 2:53:00 pm PST #12838 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You can only make things hotter; you can't cook things.
But I want my microwave to make things hotter. If at the end of the hot session I have popcorn or cake or sweet potato taken from inedible to edible while semantically avoiding the word cook, it is of no concern to my tummy.
-t - Nov 24, 2013 3:03:59 pm PST #12839 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Scola, you will be happy to know that I have unmolded the cranberry sauce. I decided it needed more simmering.
All the bread is cubed and toasting (or drying out, I am unclear on the purpose of the oven at this point), so that went faster than expected.
bon bon - Nov 24, 2013 3:04:45 pm PST #12840 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I think there's another Love It or List It with a kind of goofy older male couple with something like four grown kids.
Tom Scola - Nov 24, 2013 3:10:03 pm PST #12841 of 30000
They pay me in WOIMS
Scola, you will be happy to know that I have unmolded the cranberry sauce. I decided it needed more simmering.
OK, just make sure to shape it like a tin can before serving it.
-t - Nov 24, 2013 3:11:55 pm PST #12842 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Carving all those little ridges in the side takes forever!
le nubian - Nov 24, 2013 3:13:55 pm PST #12843 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
OK, just make sure to shape it like a tin can before serving it.
Hilarious.
Jesse - Nov 24, 2013 3:39:42 pm PST #12844 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I think there's another Love It or List It with a kind of goofy older male couple with something like four grown kids.
Oh sure! Have I seen every LIOLI? Probably.
msbelle - Nov 24, 2013 3:57:54 pm PST #12845 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
well poop, the moisture seems to have gone south of us. I was really hoping for a closed school day tomorrow and possibly closed work. hmm, maybe another wave wil come through later.
Consuela - Nov 24, 2013 4:00:57 pm PST #12846 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I generally only heat things in my microwave--reheating leftovers, melting butter, etc. But it's very good at that, if I do it right: I always always put a lid on whatever it use, usually a saucer on top of the bowl.
And it's great for sauteeing onions and steaming vegetables and heating up milk for hot chocolate. I love my microwave!