You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around, either.

Willow ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


askye - Mar 19, 2014 2:56:17 pm PDT #9940 of 30002
Thrive to spite them

So another co worker got fired for being stupid.

Titanfall is the big Xbox game that came out, it was street dated and almost everything with Titanfall on it had a streetdate either right before, during, or after the actual game release (there are themed headphones and controls). One item is/was a Xbox Live card, were you get 13 months instead of 12 at the regular price. And it has the Titanfall picture on it.

So, I guess my dumb ex coworker got a call from his dumb friend (who works at another store) and said - hey if you ring these up w/ your employee discount they are free! This was before the street date for this item.

So ex co worker bought FIVE. And then told, basically everyone - hey there are these cards, you can buy them for free! And someone checked to see if it was legit and it turned out that not only was it not legit those prepaid cards weren't supposed to go on sale for a few days.

And so he was fired. And the confiscated the cards. He should have known there was no way that Microsoft was going to give away 13 months of xbox live subscription or allow someone to get 5 1/2 years (roughly) for free.


Typo Boy - Mar 19, 2014 4:44:17 pm PDT #9941 of 30002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I think your coworker was fortunate that your employer realized it was stupidity rather than deliberate dishonesty and stopped at firing him and confiscating the cards.


Hil R. - Mar 19, 2014 6:14:31 pm PDT #9942 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I seem to be developing a huge bruise where my IV was today (more than half the length of the inside of my forearm). Should I be freaking out?

That's normal for me, but I know that my normal isn't the same as other peoples' when it comes to that stuff. If it doesn't feel hot or swollen, then I don't think you need to worry, but I don't really know for sure.

Omnis, that's great news!


DCJensen - Mar 19, 2014 8:58:59 pm PDT #9943 of 30002
All is well that ends in pizza.

Interview seemed to go well, I'll know in a few days.


Laura - Mar 20, 2014 9:29:52 am PDT #9944 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

I hope the news is quick and positive, Daniel.


askye - Mar 20, 2014 9:37:58 am PDT #9945 of 30002
Thrive to spite them

I hope you get the job!

I'm getting new glasses, I forgot to write down the brand so I could find a picture. They are blue frames that kind of fade to brown/gray effect and the sides look like a moasic watchface.

I also found out my left eye tends to drift, which is why when I'm tired I feel like I have double vision so I'm getting a prism in the prescription to compensate.


Toddson - Mar 20, 2014 10:16:33 am PDT #9946 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

hello! sticking my head in to say happy spring! the snow's melting!


Liese S. - Mar 20, 2014 11:10:17 am PDT #9947 of 30002
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yay vernal equinox!


Toddson - Mar 20, 2014 11:18:19 am PDT #9948 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

yay to the snow (FINALLY!!!) melting!


omnis_audis - Mar 20, 2014 11:56:24 am PDT #9949 of 30002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ha. It's not just me. Seems the whole university has brain drain once classess are done.

The elevator at work isn't working, so I call facilities to report it. This is the conversation:

her: Good mmoorr..eerr..aaaa...moor....afternoon. How can I help you?

me: (laughing)

her: (laughing)

me: aside form making me laugh?

her: yes (still laughing)

me: I'd like to report the passenger elevator in building 721 is non responsive.

her: great, can I get your name?

me: sure, it's Brian Keller

her: can you spell your last name?

me: sure (spell it out)

her: oh, like "Helen Keller"?

me: exactly! That was my brothers nick name.

her: Oh perfect...(beat) Wait? Your brother? That's horrible!

me: Not for me. He was older, so that means I didn't get it

both: laughing.