I think your coworker was fortunate that your employer realized it was stupidity rather than deliberate dishonesty and stopped at firing him and confiscating the cards.
Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.
'Smile Time'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Typo Boy - Mar 19, 2014 4:44:17 pm PDT #9941 of 30002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Hil R. - Mar 19, 2014 6:14:31 pm PDT #9942 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I seem to be developing a huge bruise where my IV was today (more than half the length of the inside of my forearm). Should I be freaking out?
That's normal for me, but I know that my normal isn't the same as other peoples' when it comes to that stuff. If it doesn't feel hot or swollen, then I don't think you need to worry, but I don't really know for sure.
Omnis, that's great news!
DCJensen - Mar 19, 2014 8:58:59 pm PDT #9943 of 30002
All is well that ends in pizza.
Interview seemed to go well, I'll know in a few days.
Laura - Mar 20, 2014 9:29:52 am PDT #9944 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.
I hope the news is quick and positive, Daniel.
askye - Mar 20, 2014 9:37:58 am PDT #9945 of 30002
Thrive to spite them
I hope you get the job!
I'm getting new glasses, I forgot to write down the brand so I could find a picture. They are blue frames that kind of fade to brown/gray effect and the sides look like a moasic watchface.
I also found out my left eye tends to drift, which is why when I'm tired I feel like I have double vision so I'm getting a prism in the prescription to compensate.
Toddson - Mar 20, 2014 10:16:33 am PDT #9946 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
hello! sticking my head in to say happy spring! the snow's melting!
Liese S. - Mar 20, 2014 11:10:17 am PDT #9947 of 30002
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Yay vernal equinox!
Toddson - Mar 20, 2014 11:18:19 am PDT #9948 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
yay to the snow (FINALLY!!!) melting!
omnis_audis - Mar 20, 2014 11:56:24 am PDT #9949 of 30002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Ha. It's not just me. Seems the whole university has brain drain once classess are done.
The elevator at work isn't working, so I call facilities to report it. This is the conversation:
her: Good mmoorr..eerr..aaaa...moor....afternoon. How can I help you?
me: (laughing)
her: (laughing)
me: aside form making me laugh?
her: yes (still laughing)
me: I'd like to report the passenger elevator in building 721 is non responsive.
her: great, can I get your name?
me: sure, it's Brian Keller
her: can you spell your last name?
me: sure (spell it out)
her: oh, like "Helen Keller"?
me: exactly! That was my brothers nick name.
her: Oh perfect...(beat) Wait? Your brother? That's horrible!
me: Not for me. He was older, so that means I didn't get it
both: laughing.
Laga - Mar 20, 2014 11:58:58 am PDT #9950 of 30002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
once again I find myself looking for the 'like' button