I seem to be developing a huge bruise where my IV was today (more than half the length of the inside of my forearm). Should I be freaking out?

That's normal for me, but I know that my normal isn't the same as other peoples' when it comes to that stuff. If it doesn't feel hot or swollen, then I don't think you need to worry, but I don't really know for sure.

Omnis, that's great news!

Interview seemed to go well, I'll know in a few days.

I hope the news is quick and positive, Daniel.

I hope you get the job!

I'm getting new glasses, I forgot to write down the brand so I could find a picture. They are blue frames that kind of fade to brown/gray effect and the sides look like a moasic watchface.

I also found out my left eye tends to drift, which is why when I'm tired I feel like I have double vision so I'm getting a prism in the prescription to compensate.

hello! sticking my head in to say happy spring! the snow's melting!

Yay vernal equinox!

yay to the snow (FINALLY!!!) melting!

Ha. It's not just me. Seems the whole university has brain drain once classess are done.

The elevator at work isn't working, so I call facilities to report it. This is the conversation:

her: Good mmoorr..eerr..aaaa...moor....afternoon. How can I help you?

me: (laughing)

her: (laughing)

me: aside form making me laugh?

her: yes (still laughing)

me: I'd like to report the passenger elevator in building 721 is non responsive.

her: great, can I get your name?

me: sure, it's Brian Keller

her: can you spell your last name?

me: sure (spell it out)

her: oh, like "Helen Keller"?

me: exactly! That was my brothers nick name.

her: Oh perfect...(beat) Wait? Your brother? That's horrible!

me: Not for me. He was older, so that means I didn't get it

both: laughing.

once again I find myself looking for the 'like' button

A little while ago I had a billy tea moment (actually several minutes, but whatever). I was talking to a friend who'd been in Australia recently. She was ... impressed ... with the number (and size) of the animals that were capable of killing her there. She commented about the snakes and how she couldn't swim in the ocean because of sharks and box jellyfish. Drawing on what BT's told us here, I told her about the sea snakes. And the blue-spotted octopus. And the cuttlefish. And the large, poisonous jillifonts. She was suitably ... appreciative.

Later I emailed her because I'd seen a nature show that introduced another Australian that can (and will) kill you - the TREES. Seems the red gum trees are called "widowmakers" because they periodically - with no warning - drop large, heavy branches.

I think she's still in shock.

And, for the next time BT comes by, here's a new discovery: the chicken from hell.

(you're welcome)