Unless he's some sort of cool guy or killer athlete I suppose.
I've always suspected Dick Butkiss became a football player out of pure survival instinct.
Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'
Xander ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Dec 09, 2013 10:20:27 am PST #7003 of 30002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Atropa - Dec 09, 2013 10:41:05 am PST #7004 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I vote velvet dress.
flea - Dec 09, 2013 10:50:29 am PST #7005 of 30002
information libertarian
I love the velvet dress! Why don't they make dresses like that (at that good price) for grown-ups?
Burrell - Dec 09, 2013 11:05:57 am PST #7006 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Now I want a velvet dress, only maxi length. I used to have several. Why oh why do I no longer have one? Oh yeah, completely different body type now.
beekaytee - Dec 09, 2013 11:13:13 am PST #7007 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant
I have two, but can't fit into either!
flea, every time I work at my friends' consignment shop, I say the same thing. If only this was in my size, I'd totally wear it!
msbelle - Dec 09, 2013 11:19:53 am PST #7008 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
bonny, don't keep close you can't fit into. Clear it out.
Connie Neil - Dec 09, 2013 11:27:08 am PST #7009 of 30002
brillig
I'm picturing Mr. Butswinkas as being some fabulous type who puts a hip thrust into saying his name: "Hi, my name's But (thrust)SWINkus."
le nubian - Dec 09, 2013 11:31:28 am PST #7010 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Trudy,
are you in your email yet?
If I had no access to email, I would burn everything down. So much of what I do is email-based. I couldn't even imagine. I'm actually anxious on your behalf.
JZ - Dec 09, 2013 11:52:05 am PST #7011 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm too late for the little girl discussion, but in re velvet dresses for grown-ups, I just went looking and it appears that Coldwater Creek is having a 40% off everything sale today until midnight, including a pretty basic, simple velvet dress (second item on this page). I have a similar one, in purple, that I've had for at least 15 years. Pretty, dress-up-or-down-able, and apparently, as dresses go, nigh invulnerable. [link]
Atropa - Dec 09, 2013 11:58:59 am PST #7012 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
All unworn black (or red!) velvet dresses in a size 14 that need a new home can come live with me. IJS.