Now I want a velvet dress, only maxi length. I used to have several. Why oh why do I no longer have one? Oh yeah, completely different body type now.
Bar maid! Bring me stronger ale! And some plump, succulent babies to eat!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Burrell - Dec 09, 2013 11:05:57 am PST #7006 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
beekaytee - Dec 09, 2013 11:13:13 am PST #7007 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant
I have two, but can't fit into either!
flea, every time I work at my friends' consignment shop, I say the same thing. If only this was in my size, I'd totally wear it!
msbelle - Dec 09, 2013 11:19:53 am PST #7008 of 30002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
bonny, don't keep close you can't fit into. Clear it out.
Connie Neil - Dec 09, 2013 11:27:08 am PST #7009 of 30002
brillig
I'm picturing Mr. Butswinkas as being some fabulous type who puts a hip thrust into saying his name: "Hi, my name's But (thrust)SWINkus."
le nubian - Dec 09, 2013 11:31:28 am PST #7010 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Trudy,
are you in your email yet?
If I had no access to email, I would burn everything down. So much of what I do is email-based. I couldn't even imagine. I'm actually anxious on your behalf.
JZ - Dec 09, 2013 11:52:05 am PST #7011 of 30002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'm too late for the little girl discussion, but in re velvet dresses for grown-ups, I just went looking and it appears that Coldwater Creek is having a 40% off everything sale today until midnight, including a pretty basic, simple velvet dress (second item on this page). I have a similar one, in purple, that I've had for at least 15 years. Pretty, dress-up-or-down-able, and apparently, as dresses go, nigh invulnerable. [link]
Atropa - Dec 09, 2013 11:58:59 am PST #7012 of 30002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
All unworn black (or red!) velvet dresses in a size 14 that need a new home can come live with me. IJS.
Trudy Booth - Dec 09, 2013 12:06:01 pm PST #7013 of 30002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Nope, still no email. Between no email, few phone numbers, and a laptop where CDE and 3 keep sticking I'm going a slightly mad.
Humorous complication though. Yesterday in the midst of all the fun I developed a migraine. It was icky but not epic and with a dark, quiet, room, pain killers and eating nothing but toast so I wouldn't puke I managed to beat it back far enough that I could come to work today.
So today I'm holding it at bay... it keeps trying to creep back in but so far so good. Still an effort to not puke, but manageable pain. Until dun dun dunnnnnn -- nature called.
So I had to poop. And I kept putting it off, because I knew it would make my head go bananas. Finally I did my best to time an Excedrin peak and juuuust the right amount of toast in my tum. And I'm in the ladies room trying to not...exert too much. And trying to not barf. And trying to not start laughing because a) that's only going to make things worse and; b) cracking up in a bathroom stall is only rarely appropriate.
It's been a day.
Steph L. - Dec 09, 2013 12:09:49 pm PST #7014 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
cracking up in a bathroom stall is only rarely appropriate.
With smartphones, I would just assume someone was surfing the web. And I would REALLY need to believe that.
omnis_audis - Dec 09, 2013 12:53:05 pm PST #7015 of 30002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
t venting (no need for hairpats/brackets, etc)
Friday, had another hemorrhoid procedure. Three days later, and it's still annoying me. When the doc was up in my business, he said it was a "superficial one", which explained why it was close to nerve endings and hurting. I joked, saying "take it to college, and it's still a superficial pain in the ass", which got a good chuckle.
In the meantime, the damn thing is a BIG pain in the ass right now. Sitting is uncomfy. Walking is uncomfy. Hard to concentrate. Blah.
Work is super slow. I'm an inch away from saying half day and using sick hours.
OK, if I rant anymore, it will get into gory details, that would need double layer of spoiler font. Since we don't have that, I'll leave the rant at that.
t /vent