Some possibilities. Keep in mind that I'm just looking through CL to see what I can find, and I don't intend any commentary on your skill level or abilities.
Youth Hostel Supervisor: [link]
Shipping/Inventory Associate: [link]
Beginner Bartender: [link]
Doggie Daycare: [link]
Parking Attendant (I know you don't have a car, but don't know if you have a driver's license or not): [link]
Customer Service: [link]
Chipotle: [link]
These people might be slightly nuts, but what the hey: [link]
Carpet cleaning: [link]
Stocking/Shipping: [link]
Mover: [link]
No idea if you can wrap gifts, but if you can: [link]
Sales: [link]
Please send photo and resume.
Why a photo for a warehouse worker? You are right - slightly nuts.
A few others:
Weekend receptionist: [link]
Maybe sketchy, but I don't know: [link]
Thanks guys. The walk has helped, but you know what hasn't? EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE CIGARETTES OUTSIDE! WTF, WORLD?
An overnight attendant in a doggie day care would have to have a pretty strong 'stay awake' skill but, otherwise it would be an easy gig.
Noise and smell would be the two biggest issues, since most overnights crate their residents.
Wow, Sean, the universe is jumping on your nerves with hobnailed boots, isn't it.
{{{Sean}}}
I missed the details, but I can only imagine. Everyone else has given you good advice, and all of us will be here ready to offer you whatever support you need.
{{{Sean}}}
omnis gives good advice! May I add a small silly detail: take a pen with you. Having your own (working) pen means: you came ready and prepared for the job at hand (filling out forms), and the person giving you the form doesn't have to search for dang pen that works. It makes you look good.
Much ~ma to you! You can do retail, and you can do physical labor type jobs, and you're smart, so don't skip over anything thinking they wouldn't need you or you couldn't do it.
small silly detail: take a pen with you
NOT silly!
Being prepared says a lot about actually wanting the job for which you are applying.
Why a photo for a warehouse worker? You are right - slightly nuts.
Because its LA and everybody has one so what the heck?