Sanity check: Do I strike anyone here as a hold digging, manipulative bitch?
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
sj - May 12, 2013 6:40:20 pm PDT #66 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Vortex - May 12, 2013 6:41:41 pm PDT #67 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
? Um, no. By no means at all.
Ginger - May 12, 2013 6:42:45 pm PDT #68 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Only if there's some alternate universe version of you.
sj - May 12, 2013 6:45:07 pm PDT #69 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Thanks, because I just listened to a long rant message left by she who will not be named in which I was called that and much worse.
Ginger - May 12, 2013 6:46:42 pm PDT #70 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
What warm, loving thoughts on Mother's Day.
le nubian - May 12, 2013 6:46:56 pm PDT #71 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
sj,
Jesus sj. You need a can of Raid to get rid of whoever called you that.
Vortex - May 12, 2013 6:48:17 pm PDT #72 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Do I need to come up there and yell at somebody?
sj - May 12, 2013 6:49:38 pm PDT #73 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Yes, please. I can't decide whether to laugh or cry. Mostly laughing though.
Strix - May 12, 2013 6:54:02 pm PDT #74 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Say WHAT? sj, that's ridonk. WTF?
Cass - May 12, 2013 6:54:49 pm PDT #75 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I actually know it's a typo but a hold-digging manipulative bitch seems like someone who would try to starve a city out so they'd kneel to them. So I like it.
Cass, What rotten timing for horse play. I'm glad your sister is accepting the consequences of not teaching her son a little more consistently.
Yeah, bad timing and all of the rest. I was shocked when she said she'd take care of repair. Even if she doesn't, it's a huge step. And probably she actually will.
Dad's eulogy looks pretty good too. My brother is giving it and I think it's going to be really lovely by Saturday. Then I'll be a mess.