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Steph L. - Jun 02, 2013 8:40:17 am PDT #646 of 30002

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Well, a black suit is a black suit. Seriously, I know they're commonplace and unremarkable, and if Dad had just showed up in a black suit in September without telling me he wanted to match Tim, I wouldn't have even noticed. In the big scheme of things, it shouldn't even be a blip on the radar. Hell, he could be trying to wear paint-stained overalls and a Hank Williams t-shirt, you know? And here I am bitching that he wants to wear a suit. A SUIT, to a WEDDING? The horror!

Yeah, I get that I'm being irrational. He's just picked a bad time to be overtly weird and get all up in my shit about it.

(For the record -- wearing a suit to your daughter's wedding: lovely. Wearing a suit to your daughter's wedding because you specifically want to match your future son-in-law and look like you're a part of a nonexistant wedding party: CREEPY AND WEIRD.)

Steph L. - Jun 02, 2013 9:03:42 am PDT #647 of 30002

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Ahahaha. I called my brother to vent ("Yeah, Dad is kind of creepy"), and he suggested that I tell Dad that Tim is wearing a red crushed-velvet tuxedo.

I love my bro.

beth b - Jun 02, 2013 9:07:16 am PDT #648 of 30002

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

your brother beat me to it - but was oing to say powder blue tuxedo

DavidS - Jun 02, 2013 9:11:11 am PDT #649 of 30002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Tim is wearing a red crushed-velvet tuxedo.

And a sombrero!

That's the look for the wedding party.

Dana - Jun 02, 2013 9:12:06 am PDT #650 of 30002

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

And full face makeup a la KISS. You can choose your own band member. You don't want the wedding party to look *exactly* the same, do you?

Steph L. - Jun 02, 2013 9:16:08 am PDT #651 of 30002

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

You don't want the wedding party to look *exactly* the same, do you?

I think if I want to go with a theme, but with variations, maybe luchadore masks is the way to go. It would go with Tim's sombrero.

Steph L. - Jun 02, 2013 10:56:34 am PDT #652 of 30002

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Oh for god's sake. I just talked to my mom, and apparently we've hit the portion of wedding planning where it's all drama all the time.

I am not dealing with any of this. People can just have their drama.

NoiseDesign - Jun 02, 2013 11:03:51 am PDT #653 of 30002

Our wings are not tired

This is why my family was not involved and we just went to Maui and got married.

billytea - Jun 02, 2013 11:29:54 am PDT #654 of 30002

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

your brother beat me to it - but was oing to say powder blue tuxedo

I was going to say powder blue cocktail dress.

This is why my family was not involved and we just went to Maui and got married.

Plus, Maui.

Steph L. - Jun 02, 2013 11:44:35 am PDT #655 of 30002

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

This is why my family was not involved and we just went to Maui and got married.

Well, I'm crap at planning, then.

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