I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jun 02, 2013 11:29:54 am PDT #654 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

your brother beat me to it - but was oing to say powder blue tuxedo

I was going to say powder blue cocktail dress.

This is why my family was not involved and we just went to Maui and got married.

Plus, Maui.


Steph L. - Jun 02, 2013 11:44:35 am PDT #655 of 30002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

This is why my family was not involved and we just went to Maui and got married.

Well, I'm crap at planning, then.


Pix - Jun 02, 2013 11:54:00 am PDT #656 of 30002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

He didn't mean it that way, Tep. I think ND was more commenting on the fact that we all feel horribly stressed by family drama around weddings. I'm sorry it's been fraught for you.

And eloping was not drama-free either, by a long shot.


NoiseDesign - Jun 02, 2013 12:16:27 pm PDT #657 of 30002
Our wings are not tired

Sorry Tep. I didn't mean it that way. I meant that I wouldn't have had the spoons to deal with my family so I made the choice to just cut them out of it. I totally feel for you and the stress this is creating.


Connie Neil - Jun 02, 2013 12:24:29 pm PDT #658 of 30002
brillig

I would have been so much happier to just go to theJustice of the Peace, but I just kept saying to myself "It's legal and everyone will stop bitching once it's done."

huh, my 27th anniversary is next week. I knew early June had some sort of significance, I just couldn't think of it till now. Or is it 28? Dammit, it's like forgetting how old I am, I have to do math to figure it out.

edit: I now have this powerful urge to call up Hubby's ex and yell "27 years, beeyotch! Suck it! Say hi to your 5th husband for me!"


le nubian - Jun 02, 2013 12:58:37 pm PDT #659 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I don't deal well with family stress, Tep.

Patience 'ma to you!


beth b - Jun 03, 2013 5:41:21 am PDT #660 of 30002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

most mornings - waking up and getting out of bed is just what you do. On rare occassions - I can actually bounce of bed. and then I hit weeks where getting out of bed is just stupid and ridiculously hard


beekaytee - Jun 03, 2013 12:53:22 pm PDT #661 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

We were talking before about the squat challenge...I'd like to mention that, while I did not meet my other goals in May, I DID stay off the dailymail website.

I'm 34 days clean.

Somebody toss me a chip.

That stuff was an _addiction_.


sj - Jun 03, 2013 12:53:54 pm PDT #662 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

My fitbit has finally shipped! I can't wait for it to tell me how much I'm not sleeping.


WindSparrow - Jun 03, 2013 12:58:36 pm PDT #663 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Sorry bonny, I ate all the chips.

Wait, there are still some pretzel chips. Flings pretzel chips DCward in a Frisbee-like fashion.