I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.

Xander ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Oct 31, 2013 6:53:37 pm PDT #5933 of 30002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I feel bad for the driver, too.

I do too. That probably never goes away.


WindSparrow - Oct 31, 2013 8:19:05 pm PDT #5934 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Oh no. That's heartbreaking.


erin_obscure - Oct 31, 2013 11:11:22 pm PDT #5935 of 30002
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I'm always terrified of driving on Halloween right around dusk for exactly that reason. Kids get so excited they forget basic safety rules and you can't really blame them for being amped up...but I fear being behind the wheel on that kind of accident. *shudder*

I left my bucket on the front porch and came home to it *completely* empty. Funny, because the bottom of the bucket were remnant from last Halloween, some of which was already a year old then. So someone got a few bags of year old pistachios and 2 years old reeses mini cups.


Hil R. - Nov 01, 2013 3:10:53 am PDT #5936 of 30002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Woke up with a mostly dislocated shoulder. This does not bode well for today.


smonster - Nov 01, 2013 6:25:45 am PDT #5937 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Ah, Hil, that sucks. I have an AT session this afternoon and it can't come quickly enough. The area where my neck meets my spine is so tense I think a singularity may result.

For those not on fb: here's my costume from last night that only two people saw in person (I didn't go out b/c of weather): [link] I think I may wear it tonight, I'm selling merch at a vaudeville show. Let's see how cleavage affects sales...


WindSparrow - Nov 01, 2013 7:19:50 am PDT #5938 of 30002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Hil, may the rest of the day surprise you with ease.

smonster, I think the cleavage is likely to give a huge boost to something. If not sales, at least morale. You look simply delectable in that costume.


smonster - Nov 01, 2013 7:25:47 am PDT #5939 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

wrong thread!

Thanks, Andi.


SuziQ - Nov 01, 2013 7:49:03 am PDT #5940 of 30002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

If not sales, at least morale.

My morale is already improved.


§ ita § - Nov 01, 2013 8:43:23 am PDT #5941 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, wow, Ginger. I was looking at some parents teaching their kids bad habits by crossing the street in the dark where there was no stop sign. Even though everyone had their sparkly lights and flashlight cellphones going, you don't take a two year old on a really slow jaywalk. It's not worth it.

Does anyone get TorTers in apartment buildings? Every year I worry that the kids who live in the building will do a go round, and I don't have anything. It would be daft to stock up for the three kids that can get in.

My hairdresser appreciated my attempt at fancy makeup and my tiara.

I got my hairs did yesterday too! Or undid. My barber (well, he's not *my* barber, since they don't let you specify for buzzcuts, but he will pick me out of the waiting people to cut my hair, and we spend half of it joking how hard he trained for this very moment, how I'm the epitome of hairstyle complexity and sophistication) said volume was light and they'd get out an hour early--he was going to do Halloween in WeHo, and his costume was packaged meat--he was going to wear a g string and be wrapped in saran wrap with a price/weight sticker ("with your Bob's discount card, this cut is CHEAP) and carry a paddle for anyone who wanted to "tenderise" him. His husband was going as a butcher. He never fails to amuse me, and he also gives me a free head-wash in return for being allowed to stroke my stubble.

I wonder if straight guys have a sensual but non-sexual desire to touch parts of women's bodies. A fair number of gay guys I know have taken a charming delight in stroking my head or cupping my butt--I don't know if they're playing straight, want some strings-free touching, all or none of the above. But I enjoy light petting well enough.


Trudy Booth - Nov 01, 2013 9:14:46 am PDT #5942 of 30002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

More than one gay dude has fondled my breasts. I've always just chalked that up to breasts being a universal good.