More than one gay dude has fondled my breasts. I've always just chalked that up to breasts being a universal good.
River: I didn't think you'd come for me. Simon: Well, you're a dummy.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - Nov 01, 2013 9:14:46 am PDT #5942 of 30002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Beverly - Nov 01, 2013 9:18:06 am PDT #5943 of 30002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Oh Ginger, how tragic. I'm so sorry for her family, and for that driver.
We got no trick or treaters, and I bought no candy in expectation. I did, however, celebrate my favorite holiday, the thrice-annual Half-Price Candy Day, by picking up a couple of bags of H's favorites.
§ ita § - Nov 01, 2013 9:39:28 am PDT #5944 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
More than one gay dude has fondled my breasts. I've always just chalked that up to breasts being a universal good.
I think--no, I know--I've had more platonic fondles than down and dirty ones. Ah, life.
Connie Neil - Nov 01, 2013 10:29:32 am PDT #5945 of 30002
brillig
I have been tempted to stroke the small of the backs of pretty young women, and I'm probably a 0.5 on the Kinsey scale. I just wanted to see if the skin was as soft as it looked. Plus there's the time I freaked out the young punk chick by saying she had a gorgeous skull and her bald head looked very nice.
Toddson - Nov 01, 2013 12:20:48 pm PDT #5946 of 30002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
OMG! dead of the cute!
§ ita § - Nov 01, 2013 12:45:59 pm PDT #5947 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Plus there's the time I freaked out the young punk chick by saying she had a gorgeous skull and her bald head looked very nice.
I'm surprised. I get that a *lot*. I'd assume most bald women would become inured. As long as they don't touch without consent, it's a nice compliment, but I'd have shaved my head anyway.
Typo Boy - Nov 01, 2013 1:54:30 pm PDT #5948 of 30002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Just got back from eye surgery at Clarus. Clarus also does audiology. And they figured that as long as they had a captive audience in the waiting room for eye surgery, that they would try to sell hearing aids. So here was the audiologist's hard sell pitch. I may have spoiled it a bit by laughing about halfway through it. See if you get a giggle from it.
1) 50% of people over 53 need hearing aids. Also if you are having serious eye problems there is a good chance that you have hearing problems as well, no matter what your age. So you, yes you probably need a hearing aid.
2) Now it is true that hearing aids are expensive. But studies have shown that people who need hearing aids and don't get them suffer from depression, low self-esteem, social isolation and ... In short, if you need a hearing aid, life is not worth living without one.
3) What if you already have a hearing aid? Well, there has been a revolution in hearing aid manufacturing. So if your hearing aid is more than two years old, it is garbage compared to what is standard today. Note that at this point the audiologist has defined her market as all of the following A) Anyone 53 or over B) anyone with serious eye problems C) anyone already wearing a hearing aid that is over two years old.
4) But, you may be thinking, the hearing aids this place sell are expensive. Maybe I should get a new hearing aid, but shop elsewhere before buying one here. It turns out that the new revolutionary hearing aids require advanced programming skills that are not included in standard audiologist education. But this audiologist, standing right in front of people in a waiting room waiting for eye surgery, has advanced professional training in programming the new generation of hearing aids. You plain old audiologist down the road can't come close to her mad digital hearing aid adjustment skills. So not only had you better get a new hearing aid if you want your life not to be miserable, you need to get it from this audiologist, or it will never be adjusted right.
So, I have no idea what her real skills are as an audiologist, but she definitely has what it takes to sell used cars.
billytea - Nov 01, 2013 8:44:25 pm PDT #5949 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
So, I have no idea what her real skills are as an audiologist, but she definitely has what it takes to sell used cars.
And shove 'em in your ear, apparently. I'M SORRY, DID YOU HEAR THAT? SHOULD I SPEAK UP?
Zenkitty - Nov 01, 2013 9:49:42 pm PDT #5950 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
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smonster - Nov 02, 2013 3:16:54 pm PDT #5951 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I had a good first date today. Guy is smart, geeky, funny, and has a lot of different interests/talents. He's an artist/web designer, loves cars and fixes his own, likes to cook. He listens to iTunes U lectures and does Khan Academy stuff for fun. Anyway, we'll see what happens but I'm amused by myself because I don't even give a crap about the flirting/first kiss/first makeout stuff at all, I just want to skip straight to established relationship/snuggling on the couch. Like, right now. Tonight. Come on over. Like, I'm actively pondering inviting him over.
And suddenly I'm wondering... why shouldn't I? Hmm. Right, because I have stuff to do so I can relax tomorrow.
Hmm.