So, how was your summer? Mine was fun. Saw some fish. Went mad with hunger. Hallucinated a whole bunch.

Angel ,'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - May 26, 2013 3:50:31 am PDT #548 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Those pictures are awesome. My friend Matt's second daughter was born in the parking lot of the birthing center.


Laura - May 26, 2013 4:21:40 am PDT #549 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Not exactly like you can tell the baby to just hang on a few more minutes, not like you would want to either. Doesn't seem like it would be very comfy in a car or wheelchair, but then again, not comfy anywhere. Wish I had done the water thing. That sounds better.


beekaytee - May 26, 2013 4:33:32 am PDT #550 of 30002
Compassionately intolerant

The birth I attended was long on hot tub, extremely short on delivery.

The midwife said that the mother could not get in the hot tub because her water had broken. I hope never to see the expression on her face on any other human ever. It was right out of Supernatural.

After an hour soaking, we really needed to get her upstairs. That was a bit of a trial, but she made it to the bathroom. Sat on the toilet for 5 minutes, in severe pain. We walked her six feet to the bed, to lie her down on her side...she sort of fell over and the baby was born as she was falling.

The cord was wrapped around the little boy's neck twice. The parents never knew until they saw my pictures.

I'm sure it's a major anomaly, but the mom never even took a Tylenol. Tough as nails that one.


Sue - May 26, 2013 5:00:26 am PDT #551 of 30002
hip deep in pie

My coworker gave birth to one of her kids in an ambulance on the side of the road. The ambulance just made it there. Or else it would have been just her and her husband in their car.


DavidS - May 26, 2013 6:36:57 am PDT #552 of 30002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Not quite in the hall, but my mom gave birth to me 20 minutes after arriving at the hospital.

Her OB was quite complimentary abut her hips: "Mary, you were built to bear!"


Scrappy - May 26, 2013 7:50:07 am PDT #553 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

One of my high school teachers delivered their third child in their VW Bug by the side of the road. He crouched on the outside with his wife's legs over his shoulders. he said he was surprised not one car stopped to see what was going on.


Sean K - May 26, 2013 8:26:02 am PDT #554 of 30002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

My niece, my sister's second child, managed to wait until they got to the hospital, but was born before the epidural could get there.


Ginger - May 26, 2013 9:09:14 am PDT #555 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My parents were going to a party when my mother went into labor with me. Since in those days the father's only job was to pace in the waiting room, my mother said, "Oh, it will be hours yet. Go on to the party." I was born before they could get my mother into a room. She has frequently told me, "I had you by natural childbirth. They didn't have time to give me anything."


Laura - May 26, 2013 10:43:47 am PDT #556 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

With Bobby it seemed worse than the first time and I wanted something, anything, so they set an IV, but wouldn't give me drugs until my doctor arrived. The doctor arrived and said PUSH! Right in the ER. I was annoyed that I endured a needle for nothing. He was born super alert and hungry too.


sj - May 27, 2013 8:51:54 am PDT #557 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Aims}}} I'm so sorry for your loss. Your friend sounds like an amazing person.