One of my high school teachers delivered their third child in their VW Bug by the side of the road. He crouched on the outside with his wife's legs over his shoulders. he said he was surprised not one car stopped to see what was going on.
I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the 'stay and gloat' that gets me every time.
Ethan Rayne ,'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Scrappy - May 26, 2013 7:50:07 am PDT #553 of 30002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Sean K - May 26, 2013 8:26:02 am PDT #554 of 30002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
My niece, my sister's second child, managed to wait until they got to the hospital, but was born before the epidural could get there.
Ginger - May 26, 2013 9:09:14 am PDT #555 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
My parents were going to a party when my mother went into labor with me. Since in those days the father's only job was to pace in the waiting room, my mother said, "Oh, it will be hours yet. Go on to the party." I was born before they could get my mother into a room. She has frequently told me, "I had you by natural childbirth. They didn't have time to give me anything."
Laura - May 26, 2013 10:43:47 am PDT #556 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.
With Bobby it seemed worse than the first time and I wanted something, anything, so they set an IV, but wouldn't give me drugs until my doctor arrived. The doctor arrived and said PUSH! Right in the ER. I was annoyed that I endured a needle for nothing. He was born super alert and hungry too.
sj - May 27, 2013 8:51:54 am PDT #557 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
{{{Aims}}} I'm so sorry for your loss. Your friend sounds like an amazing person.
Vortex - May 27, 2013 9:04:58 am PDT #558 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
My BFF's second kid fell out. Literally. She was walking, like they tell you to do during labor, and she paused and WHOOMP! Rosie entered the world. She doesn't remember pushing.
Pix - May 27, 2013 10:58:49 am PDT #559 of 30002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I'm so sorry for your loss, Aims.
beth b - May 27, 2013 11:15:04 pm PDT #560 of 30002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I was asleep - now awake. and my brain has picked something to be annoyed at that isn't real. Seriously a stupid reason to be awake
Strix - May 28, 2013 4:52:54 am PDT #561 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Still fighting the vestiges of a nasty headache from last night. Bleargh. I have to do some housecleaning for reals this week. My office is...um.
And coffee is starting to not taste very good to me. I don't know if it's because we're drinking cheap coffee, or if it's steroids, or age, or what. But I am drinking less than a mug a day, usually, which is a crazy earth-shattering change.
smonster - May 28, 2013 6:28:22 am PDT #562 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Aims, I'm so sorry. She sounds like an amazing person, and I really enjoyed her blog posts.