My parents were going to a party when my mother went into labor with me. Since in those days the father's only job was to pace in the waiting room, my mother said, "Oh, it will be hours yet. Go on to the party." I was born before they could get my mother into a room. She has frequently told me, "I had you by natural childbirth. They didn't have time to give me anything."
Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!
River ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - May 26, 2013 9:09:14 am PDT #555 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Laura - May 26, 2013 10:43:47 am PDT #556 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.
With Bobby it seemed worse than the first time and I wanted something, anything, so they set an IV, but wouldn't give me drugs until my doctor arrived. The doctor arrived and said PUSH! Right in the ER. I was annoyed that I endured a needle for nothing. He was born super alert and hungry too.
sj - May 27, 2013 8:51:54 am PDT #557 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
{{{Aims}}} I'm so sorry for your loss. Your friend sounds like an amazing person.
Vortex - May 27, 2013 9:04:58 am PDT #558 of 30002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
My BFF's second kid fell out. Literally. She was walking, like they tell you to do during labor, and she paused and WHOOMP! Rosie entered the world. She doesn't remember pushing.
Pix - May 27, 2013 10:58:49 am PDT #559 of 30002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I'm so sorry for your loss, Aims.
beth b - May 27, 2013 11:15:04 pm PDT #560 of 30002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I was asleep - now awake. and my brain has picked something to be annoyed at that isn't real. Seriously a stupid reason to be awake
Strix - May 28, 2013 4:52:54 am PDT #561 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Still fighting the vestiges of a nasty headache from last night. Bleargh. I have to do some housecleaning for reals this week. My office is...um.
And coffee is starting to not taste very good to me. I don't know if it's because we're drinking cheap coffee, or if it's steroids, or age, or what. But I am drinking less than a mug a day, usually, which is a crazy earth-shattering change.
smonster - May 28, 2013 6:28:22 am PDT #562 of 30002
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Aims, I'm so sorry. She sounds like an amazing person, and I really enjoyed her blog posts.
sj - May 28, 2013 12:27:34 pm PDT #563 of 30002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I ordered a dress before I left on our trip. It came in today, and it fits! My crinoline even fits underneath it. So now I have something to wear to my cousins wedding on Saturday and can stop stressing about it. The only problem is it is a little to bare on top (as in my bra is showing. So I either need to find a lace camisole to wear underneath it or a brooch I can wear with it. I have a gazillion brooches somewhere, but I never really unpacked that stuff when we moved, so I have no idea where they may be hiding.
le nubian - May 28, 2013 12:46:00 pm PDT #564 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
I never really unpacked that stuff when we moved, so I have no idea where they may be hiding.
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