My second wedding, no. My first wedding, yes. Three times.
I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Sep 02, 2013 6:05:04 pm PDT #4180 of 30002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Steph L. - Sep 02, 2013 6:07:22 pm PDT #4181 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Three times.
Sure; you were a young stallion! I am a decrepit old lady.
Aims - Sep 02, 2013 6:08:34 pm PDT #4182 of 30002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
We did. But we were a bit ... frustrated ... after having spent the previous 10 days at my parents' house. So ... ya know ...
le nubian - Sep 02, 2013 6:08:40 pm PDT #4183 of 30002
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
ND, the one that gets me every time is the Vulva episode. I lose my shit with that episode.
But then just about every ep of that series gets me.
javachik - Sep 02, 2013 6:09:06 pm PDT #4184 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.
Hahahaha, billytea.
Nora totally wins.
And Pix, didn't know Westside Rescue used it, but it was so easy to set up. And SO much better than constantly emailing people with updates (because people rightfully want to know status of funds raised!).
Zenkitty - Sep 02, 2013 6:39:11 pm PDT #4185 of 30002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
java, this is great, and I'm glad you and your mysterious cohorts are doing it!
smonster, could you throw a disposable/easily cleanable quilt or blanket over the sofa until Bella gets adjusted to it?
Burrell - Sep 02, 2013 8:55:13 pm PDT #4186 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
My wedding coordinator hurried us out the door on our wedding night, reminding us no one would leave until we did. I think I need to credit her with ensuring we had sex that night. Well that and the fact it was a damn fine hotel room.
Laga - Sep 03, 2013 4:04:56 am PDT #4187 of 30002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I don't remember anything from the moment my new father-in-law convinced me to try a flaming shot of Jack Daniels until my girlfriend was helping me off with my dress while I cried "I'm so sorry!" But it is reported that I had a grand old time.
So yeah no sexy times until twenty minutes after the bellman in our Jamaican hotel had brought us a toilet-paper-wrapper full of 'medicine' for $20.
Laura - Sep 03, 2013 6:20:45 am PDT #4188 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.
I don't remember the first wedding, it was 1973! My second DH seemed to feel that wedding nights were meant for setting records or something. I remember that quite well, as apparently he felt the same about the whole honeymoon. Third (and final!) wedding also included the sexy times wedding night. We stayed home that night and didn't depart for honeymoon until the next day.
It certainly seems reasonable after all the stress of the wedding itself that exhaustion would rule. I had a fabulous time at my weddings with the whole being the center of attention and having all my loved ones around. Great times! I should start to plan a 25th anniversary renewing vows thing just for the party.
Burrell - Sep 03, 2013 10:00:10 am PDT #4189 of 30002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
And the sexy times, Laura