Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven, completely different chords.

Oz ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 48: I Say, We Go Out There, and Kick a Little Demon Ass.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Sep 03, 2013 2:00:10 pm PDT #4190 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

You guys. I keep wanting to say "thank you" over and over, even more for the kind words as the donations. I keep thinking you're talking about some other, nicer Ginger.

Anyway, we've been playing Mousehunt here. The rodents turn out to be mice, which is a relief after my years of the rats. Mr Peabody, the Fearless Rodent Hunter, has been on high alert for about 10 days.

After the 4 a.m. session in which he first sensed their presence in the kitchen cabinets, I was next awakened by his barking and pulling things out of the pantry. I pulled out more things and three wee sleekit beasties ran right past Mr. Peabody into the den, which at the moment could probably hide 300. After I went back to bed, Mr Peabody made sure several boxes of things like plastic bags did not contain mice. They also won't contain anything else.

I woke up another night trying to figure out what a strange sliding noise was. It was Mr Peabody pulling everything out of the bottom of the coat closet. Night before last, he woke me barking and pulling things out of the linen closet. One beast ran out, but he missed it. Last night, he was so intent on getting into the stove that I threw the breaker. Right now, he is sitting and guarding the refrigerator.

I'm working on sealing where they got in, and I've tried to get all the food out of reach. (Pulling stuff out of the pantry revealed they had eaten a rather large amount of oatmeal.) The mouse in the linen closet was after oatmeal bath stuff, which I hadn't mentally processed as "food."

I said to my neighbor that I was going to have to pull out everything and put it back, and she said that was probably a good thing to do and she ought to do it herself. I offered her a mouse.


brenda m - Sep 03, 2013 2:07:06 pm PDT #4191 of 30002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I am laughing so hard Ginger. Mr. P must be having the time of his life.


javachik - Sep 03, 2013 2:11:36 pm PDT #4192 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

I love the Mr. Peabody stories.


Steph L. - Sep 03, 2013 2:20:59 pm PDT #4193 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

(Pulling stuff out of the pantry revealed they had eaten a rather large amount of oatmeal.) The mouse in the linen closet was after oatmeal bath stuff, which I hadn't mentally processed as "food."

Who knew mice cared so much about dietary fiber?


Steph L. - Sep 03, 2013 2:22:56 pm PDT #4194 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

(Also, my contribution wasn't meant to be anonymous on the list of supporters. But I figured the Batman and papier-mache zeppelin references would make it clear who I was.)


javachik - Sep 03, 2013 2:30:10 pm PDT #4195 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

Yeah, I checked to see if I could edit the "supporters" to put your name there instead of anonymous, but alas I cannot. The only thing I can edit there is to add folks who've promised payments through check or some other offline means.


Steph L. - Sep 03, 2013 2:38:07 pm PDT #4196 of 30002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Aww, thanks! It's a good thing Batman is my calling card.


§ ita § - Sep 03, 2013 3:19:06 pm PDT #4197 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You can tell it's not me, because I say dirigible.


javachik - Sep 03, 2013 3:20:34 pm PDT #4198 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

HAHAHAHAHA


javachik - Sep 03, 2013 3:39:07 pm PDT #4199 of 30002
Our wings are not tired.

(Psssssssst $3,000.00!!!!!!!!)